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Do Goyim Know What We Pre-Rip Our Toilet Paper For Shabbat?

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advanc...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  11/10/25
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pink athletic conference
  11/10/25
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exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  11/10/25
Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should...
Hairraiser Sanctuary Regret
  12/11/25
I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their ...
Trip saffron filthpig
  12/11/25
mechanical =/= electric the torah prohibition is lighting...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt t...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
ofs. this shit is fascinating. get this. using an electro...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too
Gay Lodge
  12/11/25
poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means yo...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and eff...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with maj...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting gam...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess ...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an ...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean ...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
protip: don’t start with the premise that these questi...
slippery sickened new version
  12/12/25
A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike
Onyx vibrant sandwich
  12/11/25
poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are ...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the ...
Gay Lodge
  12/11/25
the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from a...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt ...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/12/25
Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they ...
Gay Lodge
  12/12/25
jews dont live anywhere with well water
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/12/25
good point
Gay Lodge
  12/12/25
that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for fu...
Hairraiser Sanctuary Regret
  12/12/25
you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this appli...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/12/25
how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they ar...
cerebral trailer park
  12/11/25
god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for...
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah je...
obsidian federal quadroon institution
  12/11/25
some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wi...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scien...
obsidian federal quadroon institution
  12/11/25
same with the deep seafood prohibition wrt preservation or ...
Heady state hissy fit
  12/11/25
its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most...
obsidian federal quadroon institution
  12/11/25
Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.
Alcoholic stimulating corn cake station
  12/11/25
or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind
exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse
  12/11/25
(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)
obsidian federal quadroon institution
  12/11/25
whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the...
obsidian federal quadroon institution
  12/11/25
this one is lolzy
cerebral trailer park
  12/12/25
Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?
violet fear-inspiring stag film
  12/11/25


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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417778)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: pink athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417780)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417784)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sanctuary Regret

Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should not be since it initiates a mechanical process

What about a Japanese toilet that blasts ur ass but requires you to press a button -- no good I assume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503566)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Trip saffron filthpig

I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their butt. They probably have a shabbos goy or child do that for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503568)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

mechanical =/= electric

the torah prohibition is lighting a fire. using electricity is lighting fires bc ur creating sparks

a mechanical process doesnt involve circuitry. flushing a toilet is no different than putting a key in a lock opening your front door.

a nip toilet that blasts your ass would be no good unless it does it automatically somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503572)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt the nature of these two categories

"law" is pretty fun when it's just bickering over classifications imo and that appears to be a good chunk of what happens in a minyan of scholars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503578)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

ofs. this shit is fascinating.

get this. using an electronic device like tapping a cell phone technically doesnt violate the torah prohibition because it's just using a battery rather than electricity. there are several reasons its prohibited by rabbinic enactments, though. but it's not a torah prohibition.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503604)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Gay Lodge

By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503610)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means you still cant

though you raise an interesting point. when there's a need to break shabbat to save lives, it's better to break a rabbinic prohibition than a torah prohibition. in that case, maybe the jewish EMT services (hatzalah) should use electric ambulences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503614)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and efficient walking or rolling distance from a hospital to avoid the conundrum entirely

i do enjoy that jews allow the rabbis to weigh in on seemingly secular matters like architecture and urban planning. christian priests today don't have that kind of all encompassing approach, at least not outside of europe, but it's generally important in an older, more genteel sense, to have learned men available for advisory on secular projects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503625)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with major trauma. ur not gonna have every jew a 5 minute walk from the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503633)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community with a theocratic sort of bent it's something you'd want to consider

it also makes sense from a secular perspective as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503636)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting games maybe 3 years back and we had a fun time talking late into the night about what an ideal jewish city would look like

i showed him the old american progressive "garden city" notion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_city_movement#/media/File:Howard-three-magnets.png) and we were talking about whether or not the town hall or a main synagogue should be the focal point in between the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503635)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess "sparks" happening at an atomic or molecular level in a battery

i don't really remember exactly how batteries work but there's probably some kind of chemical combination that produces heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503616)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an issue of doing something directly versus indirectly. you may not be setting a spark directly if you tap your phone to turn, and it might be indirect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503621)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean we're animated by sparks in a sense at a small enough level, and they're not metaphorical ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503638)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: slippery sickened new version

protip: don’t start with the premise that these questions are being addressed in an intellectually honest fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504218)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Onyx vibrant sandwich

A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503607)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are plugged in and u press buttons. he's not asking about a traditional bidet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503611)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Gay Lodge

Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the water pump kicks on to refill the reservoir. The pump requires electricity. Everything beyond the first flush should be illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503685)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from an unflushed commode outweighs the respect shown from not using the grid on the sabbath would be pretty telling

what's the verdict on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503688)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt require electricity. if you have a power outage, you can still flush ur toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503971)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Gay Lodge

Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they keep your pipes pressurized and run their pumps on generators. If you're using well water, your well absolutely requires electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504143)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

jews dont live anywhere with well water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504181)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Gay Lodge

good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504210)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503619)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Sanctuary Regret

That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for furnaces in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503989)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this applies to any form of AC or heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503990)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: cerebral trailer park

how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they are such neurotic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503613)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for 1000+ years, then codified in writing in about 200 ce and by then, there were tons of disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503618)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: obsidian federal quadroon institution

ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah

jewish iq folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503642)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wisdom in a great deal of them and it's stuff that we had to go back and look at with scientific change to really understand why

some were also found to be counter-productive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503641)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: obsidian federal quadroon institution

yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scientific

good work jews!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503645)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Heady state hissy fit

same with the deep seafood prohibition

wrt preservation or lack thereof it probably saved a lot of lives over the centuries

there's also been a few studies as of late showing that several common types of food poisoning can cause damage to the body more serious than the immediate symptoms would suggest

some of it yeah complete nonsense ljl but eh you don't really get to find that out until you experiment with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503664)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: obsidian federal quadroon institution

its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most for the party. kinda stalinist

jew cucks LOVE it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503649)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic stimulating corn cake station

Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503623)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone mental disorder whorehouse

or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503634)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: obsidian federal quadroon institution

(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503653)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: obsidian federal quadroon institution

whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the rabbi for inspection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503654)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cerebral trailer park

this one is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504464)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: violet fear-inspiring stag film

Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503690)