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Do Goyim Know What We Pre-Rip Our Toilet Paper For Shabbat?

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advanc...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  11/10/25
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electric weed whacker
  11/10/25
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Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  11/10/25
Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should...
curious painfully honest brunch
  12/11/25
I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their ...
ruby sex offender
  12/11/25
mechanical =/= electric the torah prohibition is lighting...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt t...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
ofs. this shit is fascinating. get this. using an electro...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too
Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor
  12/11/25
poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means yo...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and eff...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with maj...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting gam...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess ...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an ...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean ...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
protip: don’t start with the premise that these questi...
Stirring Locus Double Fault
  12/12/25
A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike
Disrespectful base
  12/11/25
poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are ...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the ...
Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor
  12/11/25
the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from a...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt ...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/12/25
Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they ...
Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
jews dont live anywhere with well water
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/12/25
good point
Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for fu...
curious painfully honest brunch
  12/12/25
you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this appli...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/12/25
how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they ar...
plum charismatic resort
  12/11/25
god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for...
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah je...
Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease
  12/11/25
some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wi...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scien...
Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease
  12/11/25
same with the deep seafood prohibition wrt preservation or ...
arousing ticket booth ratface
  12/11/25
its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most...
Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease
  12/11/25
Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.
angry big-titted range
  12/11/25
or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind
Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi
  12/11/25
(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)
Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease
  12/11/25
whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the...
Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease
  12/11/25
this one is lolzy
plum charismatic resort
  12/12/25
Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?
Dashing laser beams psychic
  12/11/25


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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417778)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: electric weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417780)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49417784)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: curious painfully honest brunch

Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should not be since it initiates a mechanical process

What about a Japanese toilet that blasts ur ass but requires you to press a button -- no good I assume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503566)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: ruby sex offender

I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their butt. They probably have a shabbos goy or child do that for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503568)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

mechanical =/= electric

the torah prohibition is lighting a fire. using electricity is lighting fires bc ur creating sparks

a mechanical process doesnt involve circuitry. flushing a toilet is no different than putting a key in a lock opening your front door.

a nip toilet that blasts your ass would be no good unless it does it automatically somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503572)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt the nature of these two categories

"law" is pretty fun when it's just bickering over classifications imo and that appears to be a good chunk of what happens in a minyan of scholars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503578)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

ofs. this shit is fascinating.

get this. using an electronic device like tapping a cell phone technically doesnt violate the torah prohibition because it's just using a battery rather than electricity. there are several reasons its prohibited by rabbinic enactments, though. but it's not a torah prohibition.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503604)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor

By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503610)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means you still cant

though you raise an interesting point. when there's a need to break shabbat to save lives, it's better to break a rabbinic prohibition than a torah prohibition. in that case, maybe the jewish EMT services (hatzalah) should use electric ambulences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503614)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and efficient walking or rolling distance from a hospital to avoid the conundrum entirely

i do enjoy that jews allow the rabbis to weigh in on seemingly secular matters like architecture and urban planning. christian priests today don't have that kind of all encompassing approach, at least not outside of europe, but it's generally important in an older, more genteel sense, to have learned men available for advisory on secular projects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503625)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with major trauma. ur not gonna have every jew a 5 minute walk from the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503633)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community with a theocratic sort of bent it's something you'd want to consider

it also makes sense from a secular perspective as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503636)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting games maybe 3 years back and we had a fun time talking late into the night about what an ideal jewish city would look like

i showed him the old american progressive "garden city" notion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_city_movement#/media/File:Howard-three-magnets.png) and we were talking about whether or not the town hall or a main synagogue should be the focal point in between the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503635)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess "sparks" happening at an atomic or molecular level in a battery

i don't really remember exactly how batteries work but there's probably some kind of chemical combination that produces heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503616)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an issue of doing something directly versus indirectly. you may not be setting a spark directly if you tap your phone to turn, and it might be indirect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503621)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean we're animated by sparks in a sense at a small enough level, and they're not metaphorical ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503638)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Stirring Locus Double Fault

protip: don’t start with the premise that these questions are being addressed in an intellectually honest fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504218)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful base

A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503607)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are plugged in and u press buttons. he's not asking about a traditional bidet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503611)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor

Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the water pump kicks on to refill the reservoir. The pump requires electricity. Everything beyond the first flush should be illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503685)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from an unflushed commode outweighs the respect shown from not using the grid on the sabbath would be pretty telling

what's the verdict on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503688)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt require electricity. if you have a power outage, you can still flush ur toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503971)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor

Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they keep your pipes pressurized and run their pumps on generators. If you're using well water, your well absolutely requires electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504143)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

jews dont live anywhere with well water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504181)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Pearly Galvanic Lodge Fortuitous Meteor

good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504210)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503619)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: curious painfully honest brunch

That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for furnaces in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503989)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this applies to any form of AC or heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503990)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: plum charismatic resort

how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they are such neurotic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503613)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for 1000+ years, then codified in writing in about 200 ce and by then, there were tons of disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503618)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease

ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah

jewish iq folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503642)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wisdom in a great deal of them and it's stuff that we had to go back and look at with scientific change to really understand why

some were also found to be counter-productive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503641)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease

yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scientific

good work jews!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503645)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth ratface

same with the deep seafood prohibition

wrt preservation or lack thereof it probably saved a lot of lives over the centuries

there's also been a few studies as of late showing that several common types of food poisoning can cause damage to the body more serious than the immediate symptoms would suggest

some of it yeah complete nonsense ljl but eh you don't really get to find that out until you experiment with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503664)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease

its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most for the party. kinda stalinist

jew cucks LOVE it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503649)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: angry big-titted range

Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503623)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Bateful Abnormal Toaster Fanboi

or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503634)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease

(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503653)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swollen hall mad cow disease

whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the rabbi for inspection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503654)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: plum charismatic resort

this one is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49504464)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Dashing laser beams psychic

Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49503690)