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This is the best secret weeks to go to the beach in the nort...
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
"I am in them like glue." JFC spaceporn
Orange alpha ticket booth
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hairraiser hospital deer antler
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Ebony medicated spot
  10/02/24
i was at a hotel recently and overheard some woman talking t...
bronze preventive strike sandwich
  10/02/24
Fortunately my kids love each other it’s just insane h...
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
thanks, god!
bronze preventive strike sandwich
  10/02/24
Kids shouldn’t leave their houses until age 6 or so
Rose aromatic abode useless brakes
  10/02/24
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Indigo supple box office roast beef
  10/02/24
was this supposed to make me covet or abjure having kids?
hairraiser hospital deer antler
  10/02/24
A lot of responsibility.
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
do u feel it's worth it
hairraiser hospital deer antler
  10/02/24
Yes kids are 180
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
180
hairraiser hospital deer antler
  10/02/24
PEAK EXPERIENCE
tan diverse market travel guidebook
  10/02/24
Maybe you’re just a bad parent, nothing like this has ...
beta chapel
  10/02/24
How is that bad if I was right there and grabbed him out?
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
Shouldn't your kids have floaties or something if they're ru...
Black appetizing base
  10/02/24
Ankle deep at the beach?
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
Sounds like you just got a lesson as to why nonswimmers shou...
Puce hall becky
  10/02/24
Is that what your IVF kid does?
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
let he who hasn’t almost murdered his child via neglig...
Umber brunch
  10/02/24
Kid doesn't like it? Kid better learn to swim. Until then, t...
Black appetizing base
  10/02/24
Rainy and cloudy for 5 straight days. Oh what a hack time t...
racy stag film
  10/02/24
In ww? Look at the weather.
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
Literally perfect weather look at WW in the app couldn&rsquo...
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
That's great but how Tall are they?
Ebony medicated spot
  10/02/24
lol I have zero kids. This sucks. I just try to keep the con...
Insecure chad
  10/02/24
180 bro you're gonna maek it. Keep on truckin
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  10/02/24
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  11/06/24
this is one of my favorite poasts of all time btw and he jus...
Cornel West
  11/06/24
Artie Bucco No Kids
lil faggy
  11/06/24
When I was like 10, I swam out of my dad's vision and found ...
nudist rehab stock car
  10/02/24
My 2 yo hugs me 500x a time and wants to make a sandwich con...
Crusty crackhouse
  10/02/24
This is where faith is essential
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Insecure chad

This is the best secret weeks to go to the beach in the north east/North Atlantic. We go down the Jersey and there are zero people in the beach except for like

8 locals, 180 sunsets. For this week to work you need a perfect storm. 75-80 degree weather and for one of these hotels/ condos to be an open at a reasonable price. Today I’m chilling a WW with no clouds, 180000 condo, water perfect temp, no one on beach. Perfect bc my 5 kids can run around and we can watch them from our chairs. Summer is a disaster with little kids and a crowded beach.

My year old and 2 year old wanted to go to the water. We walk down. I am on them like glue. There’s a sandbar which is usually perfect because I can keep an eye on both. My 4 year old was running like a moron and my Two year old follows, then I look and I see the top of my two year old’s head and I’m like WTF. I sprint over and reach in and grab his arm and pulled him out of the water. There was a hole in the sandbar and he fell in and I was lucky enough to be right on top of him to get him out. If I let them run down to the water by himself he would be dead. My oldest son was too busy playing to even notice.

Sitting at the blanket right now watching them play in the sand realizing that if something happened to my son the only honorable place for me would have been on the sidewalk in front of 120 Broadway. On one hand I feel like a failure even though I should feel good that I was right on top of him that nothing happened and I saved him. On the other realizing being a parent you’re always one wrong move away from a lifelong humiliation/tragedy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156347)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Orange alpha ticket booth

"I am in them like glue."

JFC spaceporn

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: hairraiser hospital deer antler



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: lake seedy church building pocket flask



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Ebony medicated spot



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: bronze preventive strike sandwich

i was at a hotel recently and overheard some woman talking to her friend while her 4 kids played in the pool and she said "i thought it would get better once they stopped trying to kill themselves all the time, but now they're so mean to each other."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156352)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Insecure chad

Fortunately my kids love each other it’s just insane how many death traps there are on this planet. Hard enough to worry about yourself much less 5 others. I was fortunate my wife was a SAHM so if anything happened it’s on us but lmao at some pre k aid giving a fuck. Life is so random—look at that dude killed in the missile attack yesterday crossing the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156361)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: bronze preventive strike sandwich

thanks, god!

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Rose aromatic abode useless brakes

Kids shouldn’t leave their houses until age 6 or so

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Indigo supple box office roast beef



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: hairraiser hospital deer antler

was this supposed to make me covet or abjure having kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156358)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Insecure chad

A lot of responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156362)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: hairraiser hospital deer antler

do u feel it's worth it

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Insecure chad

Yes kids are 180

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: hairraiser hospital deer antler

180

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: tan diverse market travel guidebook

PEAK EXPERIENCE

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: beta chapel

Maybe you’re just a bad parent, nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone I know well

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Insecure chad

How is that bad if I was right there and grabbed him out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156385)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Black appetizing base

Shouldn't your kids have floaties or something if they're running around on the beach that near the water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156714)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Insecure chad

Ankle deep at the beach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156808)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Puce hall becky

Sounds like you just got a lesson as to why nonswimmers should have floaties in "ankle deep" water, dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157008)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Insecure chad

Is that what your IVF kid does?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Umber brunch

let he who hasn’t almost murdered his child via negligence today throw the first stone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157122)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Black appetizing base

Kid doesn't like it? Kid better learn to swim. Until then, the kid should wear floaties. And I plan on reading a nice book under an umbrella. With a drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157608)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: racy stag film

Rainy and cloudy for 5 straight days. Oh what a hack time to visit the beach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156740)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Insecure chad

In ww? Look at the weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156805)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: Insecure chad

Literally perfect weather look at WW in the app couldn’t be more picture perfect October weather get out of NYC for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156836)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Ebony medicated spot

That's great but how Tall are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48156998)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Insecure chad

lol I have zero kids. This sucks. I just try to keep the content fresh with situations I wish happened if I didn’t give up trying to get a woman when I was 24 (I’m 39 now).

5’9

Great head of hair

Good looking

Great shape

I was unable to get a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157118)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: Ebony medicated spot

180 bro you're gonna maek it. Keep on truckin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157592)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Cornel West



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Cornel West

this is one of my favorite poasts of all time btw and he just dropped it in a random subthread never to be thought of again. tryhards like gunner and MASE should be taking notes here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48302416)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: lil faggy

Artie Bucco No Kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48302410)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: nudist rehab stock car

When I was like 10, I swam out of my dad's vision and found a secret sort of piece of the beach, around a curve. He thought I drowned for like 15 minutes, and then I just reappeared and said hey why do you look stressed? He had an extra beer that night and never really said anything about it until years later - when he was like yeah, I thought you were dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157137)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

My 2 yo hugs me 500x a time and wants to make a sandwich consisting of mommy and daddy and her in the middle about 100x a day. Kids are 180 as fuck and only retard goy kids would go in the water to die. Good Jewish kids are way too paranoid for that to ever be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157169)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Insane Cream Cruise Ship

This is where faith is essential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48157416)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Cornel West



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48302361)