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I'm now only 46.65% Equities (TT)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza I was over 95% just 6 months ago maybe?
Sold 25k moar of QQQ in premarket
I only have 673,051 in equities and my NW premarket was up to 1,442,862 so now im pretty safe
I did perhaps stupidly buy 50k of SOXS (inverse of SOXL) and its down 7% today fma but i think over next few months ill maek it with this |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:35 AM Author: insanely creepy cocky useless brakes headpube What is your 53.35% in? Bonds (lol!)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626123) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza like 350k in SGOV
302k in GSY (corp bonds)
145k in PAAA (corp debt instruments dont even understand nigga nigganigga) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: insanely creepy cocky useless brakes headpube well at least it's ultrashort. also not too late to get into some commodities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626130) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza i had GLD and SLV but stupidly sold im loooking at buying some cooper etf but scared (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626132) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 9:37 AM Author: diverse ivory feces garrison lol at bonds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626127) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza im prob maeking 40k a year plus just off my SGOV GSY PAAA divs, its 180 i shld calculate right now how much im maeking
its 35,575, my annual budget is 36k
EAT SHIT NIGGA |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: insanely creepy cocky useless brakes headpube rates are going to keep going down probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626131) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza yea nigga but GSY and PAAA pay a bit more than SGOV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626139) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: fear-inspiring fat ankles casino bond etfs are fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49632428) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: diverse ivory feces garrison with how much capital? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626522) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza seems i have circa 783,425 in these "safe" etfs
i also get like 11% div from 100k in SPYI and 8% from JEPI but not counting dat |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: unholy sadistic private investor i'm all in sgov. everything looks expensive and it feels like some kind of calamity is imminent with metals prices and foreign policy. i'm missing out but i can't stomach the risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626133) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza well SOXL is goin insane, jews are having fun, i imagine market cld boom moar since im out so muc now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626141) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: nofapping fragrant giraffe space TT can you please get super bullish on the EUR i'd LOVE for that TTTSEF to collapse before I have to pay all the hotels for summer in March. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626147) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: insanely creepy cocky useless brakes headpube Same. Got a trip to Poland in August. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626149) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza Birdshitistan is nwo better run than USA, the Euro is going to the MOON and will become global reserve currency HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626151) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: filthy smoky gas station what are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626153) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza a nigga's ass and also this:
QQQ $150,913 VXUS $152,554 SOXS $49,228 SPYI $102,568 SPY $103,947 JEPI $103,555 BTC $10,287
SGOV $306,000 GSY $300,570 PAAA $146,855 |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: appetizing love of her life its fascinating that you continue to actively invest even though you have a years-long track record of underperforming the market.
if you just put half your money into voo and the other half into qqq or smh or something, you'd get rich but you keep doing this bullshit. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza last year i killed it and highly beat the market saar, now i have enough money i dont want to risk it if i was 95% equities and market tanked 40% ljl im back to my old shit situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626549) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: appetizing love of her life 1. what was your return?
2. a single year doesn't matter. anyone can beat the market one or two particular years, but when you do what you're doing, you have about a 98% chance of underperforming the S&P over a 10-30 year timeframe. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza I did 25.45% investment gain last year while SPY and QQQ did 17.72% and 20.77%
I no longer care abt "beating the market" as I have enough and since i never will work i have to make this work forever. U act like there's only upside if im trying to beat the market, the reality is if im 90-95% of equities and there's a 2000 style tech downturn im furked for years. Whats the point of that nigga?
I have 650k ish still in market if there's a boom 30% year i still make almost 200k, so my NW gets into 1.6m which is even more crazy
I just dont care anymore nigga
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: appetizing love of her life if you no longer care about beating the market, you should just be invested in the market and leave it at that. stop all this timing bullsht yyou're doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626838) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza i am nigga, i have QQQ SPY SPYI AND JEPI thats it, i dont buy indie stocks or shit anymore nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626852) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: appetizing love of her life you seem to actively move your money around and in/out of stocks based on how you think the market is going to do.
that is a huge mistake. it is the same as you trying to pick individual stocks. pick 2-4 ETFs and throw your money in those and never change the %s. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza well now ill just wait for market to tank 20% then buy in nigga, easy as (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629228) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: mind-boggling chrome coffee pot why do you go out of your way to avoid returns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626526) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza because im rich and retarded, i dont need no mo money nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626553) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Hilarious Shitlib Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626940) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Burgundy maniacal theatre Stop buying these retarded bond funds, you just Lose principal. Buy actual municipal bonds or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49626544) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza ljl u have no idea how a bond fund works nigga, how do u lose principal in SGOV?
and my other two arent even govt bonds, GSY is corp bonds and PAAA is like corp debt |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Burgundy maniacal theatre You’re talking about buying short-term bonds that will stop paying principal as rates fall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49628607) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza ljl how do bonds stop paying principal nigga, do u even bond etf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629229) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Burgundy maniacal theatre I meant interest. Im a busy man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629253) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:12 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza da interest rate can change nigga, i can move shit to other etf like PAAA or JAAA whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629262) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Crystalline Fanboi what do you think about xo keoko (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629232) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza who (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629246) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Crystalline Fanboi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOuMjzaVvOk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629251) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza im in rove and want go japan to pipe her now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629263) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Crystalline Fanboi Subject: cr cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49629267) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:02 PM Author: very tactful adventurous athletic conference rehab out of these I think AMZN and GOOG are solid hodls, thoughts?
https://www.secform4.com/institutional-investors/top-100-widely-held-stocks |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly jew plaza i sold both, goog has mooned since then but amzn is up 2% in last 1y
wtf is point of holding MAG7 just buy QQQ or some etf nigga
i had ORCL and NFLX too and they tanked like shitz nigga and MSFT also didnt do shit |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: filthy smoky gas station why not just HOLD instead of trade in and out and pay taxes on ur gainz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49632426) |