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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria
  11/24/25
No
Big library police squad
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
orange bat-shit-crazy gay wizard stage
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Big library police squad
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Irradiated swollen den
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vigorous dark sanctuary gaming laptop
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I'm Indian
Irradiated swollen den
  11/24/25
dot or feather
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Irradiated swollen den
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Irradiated swollen den
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Appetizing Stead Karate
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Appetizing Stead Karate
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Appetizing Stead Karate
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
olive bateful indian lodge
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria
  11/24/25
yes
Learning disabled queen of the night
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Cerebral Theatre Jewess
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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passionate mint cumskin principal's office
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
flushed spot
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
cream dopamine
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
flushed spot
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
dashing brethren
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Canary Private Investor
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
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cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria
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yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
bull headed public bath
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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cream dopamine
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
citrine station
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thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Cerebral Theatre Jewess
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Coral toilet seat
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
citrine station
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Provocative National Security Agency
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
citrine station
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  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
pontificating casino
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can I shout nigger nonstop
odious lay
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: cream dopamine

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Big library police squad

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cream dopamine

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: orange bat-shit-crazy gay wizard stage

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Big library police squad

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Irradiated swollen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vigorous dark sanctuary gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Irradiated swollen den

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cream dopamine

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Irradiated swollen den

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: cream dopamine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Irradiated swollen den

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Stead Karate

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: cream dopamine

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Stead Karate

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: cream dopamine

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Stead Karate

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: olive bateful indian lodge

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled queen of the night

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Theatre Jewess

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: cream dopamine

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: bull headed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed nubile chapel selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: passionate mint cumskin principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: flushed spot

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: cream dopamine

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: flushed spot

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: dashing brethren

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Canary Private Investor

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Charismatic beta hunting ground multi-billionaire

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Naked School Cafeteria

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse candlestick maker

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: bull headed public bath

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: offensive exciting university

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: bronze adulterous dingle berry area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Henna trailer park useless brakes

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: tripping slippery stag film juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: cream dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: citrine station

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cerebral Theatre Jewess

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Coral toilet seat

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: citrine station

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Provocative National Security Agency

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: citrine station

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome hospital

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: flushed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: pontificating casino

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: odious lay

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Indecent Crotch Travel Guidebook

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49460651)