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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
aphrodisiac haunting lodge
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
fighting spot athletic conference
  07/09/12
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violent round eye
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Marvelous obsidian range
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Marvelous obsidian range
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Marvelous obsidian range
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Motley blathering school cafeteria police squad
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Motley blathering school cafeteria police squad
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
racy laser beams
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
racy laser beams
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
racy laser beams
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
passionate shrine fanboi
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
aquamarine floppy kitty
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
supple brindle lay double fault
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Soggy mind-boggling library blood rage
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
salmon medicated potus
  07/09/12
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violent round eye
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Marvelous obsidian range
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
stfu
salmon medicated potus
  07/09/12
180
Bright son of senegal
  07/09/12
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big center
  07/13/12
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Beta area boiling water
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Frozen personal credit line
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Frozen personal credit line
  07/09/12
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Dashing Brunch
  07/04/19
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violent round eye
  07/13/12
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Dashing Brunch
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Vigorous carnelian meetinghouse deer antler
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Irradiated french chef resort
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Lavender multi-colored dragon half-breed
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Irradiated french chef resort
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Plum pontificating dilemma voyeur
  03/04/25
lol kike
Beta area boiling water
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
diverse apoplectic boistinker menage
  07/04/19
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Flatulent glittery box office digit ratio
  08/10/22
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frisky principal's office lettuce
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
razzle-dazzle cream ticket booth
  07/24/24
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wonderful domesticated space
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Exhilarant location corn cake
  09/22/24
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Plum pontificating dilemma voyeur
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
chest-beating razzle black woman crackhouse
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac haunting lodge

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: fighting spot athletic conference

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: violent round eye



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Marvelous obsidian range

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Marvelous obsidian range

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Marvelous obsidian range

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Motley blathering school cafeteria police squad

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Motley blathering school cafeteria police squad

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: racy laser beams

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: racy laser beams

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: racy laser beams

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: passionate shrine fanboi

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy kitty

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: supple brindle lay double fault

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Soggy mind-boggling library blood rage

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: salmon medicated potus

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: violent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Marvelous obsidian range

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: salmon medicated potus

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Bright son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: big center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Beta area boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Frozen personal credit line

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Skinny Woman

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Frozen personal credit line

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Dashing Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: violent round eye



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Dashing Brunch



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Vigorous carnelian meetinghouse deer antler

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Irradiated french chef resort

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Lavender multi-colored dragon half-breed

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Irradiated french chef resort

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Plum pontificating dilemma voyeur

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Beta area boiling water

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: diverse apoplectic boistinker menage

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Flatulent glittery box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: frisky principal's office lettuce



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cream ticket booth

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: wonderful domesticated space



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant location corn cake

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Plum pontificating dilemma voyeur



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: chest-beating razzle black woman crackhouse

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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