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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
sable odious principal's office
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Obsidian Resort
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Hideous cobalt new version
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Infuriating sneaky criminal lay
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
swashbuckling orange casino jewess
  12/12/25
easy
azure mad cow disease stage
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Infuriating sneaky criminal lay
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
lavender area knife
  12/12/25
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Dead lettuce
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
smoky ape headpube
  12/12/25
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Titillating carnelian public bath
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Elite Theatre Alpha
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
adventurous skinny woman useless brakes
  12/12/25
...
Obsidian Resort
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
sable odious principal's office
  12/12/25
...
saffron galvanic parlour
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Hyperactive trust fund set
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
well-lubricated mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
smoky ape headpube
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Red Trip Library
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Alcoholic Fluffy Church
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
smoky ape headpube
  12/12/25
tp.
Red Trip Library
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
passionate rose jew
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Alcoholic Fluffy Church
  12/12/25
who is that
passionate rose jew
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
lavender area knife
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
lavender area knife
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
soul-stirring puce mexican
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Beady-eyed thirsty cuck
  12/12/25
cr
Infuriating sneaky criminal lay
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
swashbuckling orange casino jewess
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Tan theater stage double fault
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Hideous cobalt new version
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Tan theater stage double fault
  12/12/25
...
Infuriating sneaky criminal lay
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Fragrant Hall
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Rough-skinned potus water buffalo
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
bearded dun hissy fit main people
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sable odious principal's office

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Hideous cobalt new version

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Infuriating sneaky criminal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange casino jewess

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: azure mad cow disease stage

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Infuriating sneaky criminal lay

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lavender area knife

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Dead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: smoky ape headpube

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating carnelian public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Elite Theatre Alpha

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: adventurous skinny woman useless brakes

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sable odious principal's office

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: saffron galvanic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive trust fund set

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated mad-dog skullcap

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: smoky ape headpube

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Red Trip Library

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fluffy Church

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: smoky ape headpube

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Red Trip Library

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: passionate rose jew

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fluffy Church

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: passionate rose jew

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: lavender area knife

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: lavender area knife

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce mexican

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed thirsty cuck

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Infuriating sneaky criminal lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange casino jewess

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Tan theater stage double fault

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Hideous cobalt new version

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan theater stage double fault

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Infuriating sneaky criminal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Hall

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned potus water buffalo

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: bearded dun hissy fit main people

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49506164)