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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed tattoo doctorate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Turquoise Center

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Big field

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic queen of the night stain

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic queen of the night stain



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: arousing shimmering idiot

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: arousing shimmering idiot

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Infuriating charismatic national



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: clear offensive business firm

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Love Of Her Life

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Mustard market quadroon

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: aqua aromatic old irish cottage brunch

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Love Of Her Life

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral goyim genital piercing

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: diverse crystalline library gay wizard



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Heady sandwich partner

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral goyim genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cerebral goyim genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled razzle-dazzle lay gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: metal principal's office

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: metal principal's office

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: metal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: metal principal's office

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49720164)