The whole place is bureaucratic wasteland with fake work and...	...,..,...	11/19/24
which management consultants	butt cheeks	11/19/24
It wasn’t even just one set. First it began with some ...	...,..,...	11/19/24
jfc it sounds like Office Space except real	butt cheeks	11/19/24
It feels like that now. It’s a shame because it used t...	...,..,...	11/19/24
how long until exit or vesting	butt cheeks	11/19/24
Vesting doesn’t really matter cuz it’s typical 5...	...,..,...	11/19/24
gotta love layering processes in between each other to creat...	ChadGPT-5	11/19/24
I want to murder all process related professionals	...,..,...	11/19/24

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:12 PM Author: ...,..,... The whole place is bureaucratic wasteland with fake work and fake metrics and I want to burn it all to the ground. This happen to anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356116)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:14 PM Author: butt cheeks (🍑) which management consultants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356122)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: ...,..,... It wasn’t even just one set. First it began with some key new execs. Each one hired their own set. Then they all got insane about weekly OKR updates and data and metrics and filling out spreadsheets. It’s infuriating and I want to burn this place to the ground. I spend half my time trying to create fancy progress reports about bullshit projects that should have never been started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356129)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: butt cheeks (🍑) jfc it sounds like Office Space except real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356132)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: ...,..,... It feels like that now. It’s a shame because it used to be a place where real work mattered. Now it’s all smoke and mirrors and project management idiocy. I need out asap. But I am paid a lot and have a couple million in equity locked up. Maybe I’ll start a company on the side and just checkout until I can get an exit on my equity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356140)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:23 PM Author: butt cheeks (🍑) how long until exit or vesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356151)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: ...,..,... Vesting doesn’t really matter cuz it’s typical 50/50 time based vest so you auto forfeit half by leaving, and the other half you probably get fucked on because they have the right to repurchase at depressed valuation. I am hoping there will be a liquidity event within two years, but two years is a long time in current setup. Work sucks so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356200)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: ChadGPT-5 gotta love layering processes in between each other to create synergy and more jobs, shuffling personnel live a lava lamp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356167)

Date: November 19th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: ...,..,... I want to murder all process related professionals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48356205)