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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

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that's a good joke. those people suck
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: frisky step-uncle's house

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Fragrant drunken stag film



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish field gunner



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: high-end bawdyhouse ladyboy



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: honey-headed orchestra pit toilet seat

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy church indirect expression



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Histrionic jew locus

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Principal's Office Clown



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring erotic police squad really tough guy

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: frisky step-uncle's house

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative milk corner

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: frisky step-uncle's house

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Awkward charismatic shrine fat ankles

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: high-end bawdyhouse ladyboy



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Green Chapel Potus



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: bearded twinkling uncleanness abode



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: haunting slate hissy fit nursing home



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: arousing buck-toothed sanctuary boltzmann



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Saffron resort dysfunction

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: haunting slate hissy fit nursing home

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: zippy sable point

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Frum impertinent site

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: exciting fishy casino patrolman

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic jew locus

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Principal's Office Clown

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: avocado faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: peach round eye preventive strike

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Flatulent shimmering antidepressant drug



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Awkward charismatic shrine fat ankles



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: frisky step-uncle's house

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Ocher judgmental state skinny woman

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: frisky step-uncle's house



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: ultramarine property half-breed



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Principal's Office Clown



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: haunting slate hissy fit nursing home



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: talking dog poop



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: glassy galvanic bbw station

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone black gaming laptop macaca

good joke i would've laughed

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