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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
glittery dingle berry
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
glittery dingle berry
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
glittery dingle berry
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
glittery dingle berry
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
glittery dingle berry
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
glittery dingle berry
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
odious cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Big ceo heaven
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
seedy hideous puppy
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
overrated kitchen
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Big ceo heaven
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
overrated kitchen
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Narrow-minded parlor philosopher-king
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
internet-worthy crackhouse
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Henna pit ape
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
motley kitty whorehouse
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Magenta Free-loading Spot Half-breed
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Adulterous legend
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
motley kitty whorehouse
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Cream exciting laser beams patrolman
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Vivacious filthpig
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
odious cuckoldry
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Magenta Free-loading Spot Half-breed
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Big ceo heaven
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Purple Lascivious Halford
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: glittery dingle berry

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: odious cuckoldry

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Big ceo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: drab dashing business firm persian

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: overrated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed office mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: motley kitty whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome area cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Magenta Free-loading Spot Half-breed

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: seedy hideous puppy

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: overrated kitchen

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bateful anal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: overrated kitchen

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Big ceo heaven

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: overrated kitchen

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor philosopher-king

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy crackhouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Henna pit ape

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: motley kitty whorehouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Magenta Free-loading Spot Half-breed

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Adulterous legend

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: motley kitty whorehouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: seedy hideous puppy

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: odious cuckoldry

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: nudist temple lettuce

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: jade cerebral address potus

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Big ceo heaven

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: geriatric brilliant library

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Sickened National

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious filthpig

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Sickened National

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious filthpig

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Slippery stimulating factory reset button faggot firefighter

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Sickened National

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Amethyst sandwich sneaky criminal

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: odious cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: nudist temple lettuce

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Grizzly dilemma

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: High-end vigorous sound barrier

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: chrome gaping headpube

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Orange Hairless Meetinghouse Coffee Pot

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: stubborn toilet seat

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Cream exciting laser beams patrolman

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Magenta Free-loading Spot Half-breed

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Big ceo heaven

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Purple Lascivious Halford

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50062678)