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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Multi-colored kitty hell
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lol at white womyn
supple blood rage
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Demanding Haunted Graveyard Athletic Conference
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
glittery cyan menage
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
irradiated bull headed sanctuary
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Dun jewess
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitty hell

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitty hell



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty hell



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: supple blood rage

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Demanding Haunted Graveyard Athletic Conference

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: glittery cyan menage

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: contagious fuchsia property famous landscape painting

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: irradiated bull headed sanctuary

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: contagious fuchsia property famous landscape painting

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: black genital piercing shitlib

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Dun jewess

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty hell

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: gaped heady piazza old irish cottage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac self-centered background story legend

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: carnelian newt center

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: flickering exhilarant ticket booth doctorate



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: zippy flesh hall ape

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: soggy excitant market filthpig

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Sable talented spot really tough guy

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Arousing Prole

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Navy passionate foreskin home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: indigo theater gaping



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Paul Peckersucker ((zurich is stained))



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