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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
chest-beating base sex offender
  12/29/15
b!
Obsidian friendly grandma
  12/29/15
C
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
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charcoal fighting box office feces
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c
drab indirect expression corner
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a
Salmon Menage
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a
Impressive Private Investor Church
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Obsidian friendly grandma
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
chest-beating base sex offender
  12/29/15
...
charcoal fighting box office feces
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Obsidian friendly grandma
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
wonderful tattoo
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charcoal fighting box office feces
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?
wonderful tattoo
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charcoal fighting box office feces
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
chest-beating base sex offender
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charcoal fighting box office feces
  12/29/15
c for sure
wonderful tattoo
  12/29/15
C
Impressive Private Investor Church
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c
slate unhinged laser beams
  12/29/15
Xo
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Rose people who are hurt
  12/30/15
C!
Obsidian friendly grandma
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Obsidian friendly grandma
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
drunken curious gas station reading party
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charcoal fighting box office feces
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...
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
slate unhinged laser beams
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Floppy Brindle Doctorate Heaven
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Ebony glittery whorehouse boltzmann
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
wonderful tattoo
  12/29/15
...
hyperventilating emerald community account
  12/30/15
...
charcoal fighting box office feces
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
stimulating embarrassed to the bone queen of the night toilet seat
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
chest-beating base sex offender
  12/30/15
2
Ebony glittery whorehouse boltzmann
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
stimulating embarrassed to the bone queen of the night toilet seat
  12/30/15
police
Rose people who are hurt
  12/30/15
1
Impressive Private Investor Church
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
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...
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
  01/02/16
4 and 180
slate unhinged laser beams
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
slate unhinged laser beams
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...
Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Lavender national security agency multi-billionaire
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Jet dragon
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next chapter please!
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180 school cafeteria idea he suggested
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: chest-beating base sex offender

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: drab indirect expression corner

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Salmon Menage

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Impressive Private Investor Church

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: chest-beating base sex offender

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: chest-beating base sex offender

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Impressive Private Investor Church

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: slate unhinged laser beams

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Rose people who are hurt

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: drunken curious gas station reading party

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: slate unhinged laser beams

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Floppy Brindle Doctorate Heaven

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Ebony glittery whorehouse boltzmann

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: hyperventilating emerald community account



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: charcoal fighting box office feces



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: stimulating embarrassed to the bone queen of the night toilet seat

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: chest-beating base sex offender

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Ebony glittery whorehouse boltzmann

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: stimulating embarrassed to the bone queen of the night toilet seat

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Rose people who are hurt

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Impressive Private Investor Church

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: slate unhinged laser beams

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: slate unhinged laser beams

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Electric olive marketing idea indian lodge



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Lavender national security agency multi-billionaire

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Jet dragon



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Vengeful cerebral forum giraffe

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: plum french chef market



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria idea he suggested



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