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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Dead fragrant den mother

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful market

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: arousing headpube rehab



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: dark big-titted shitlib



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: lavender coiffed partner

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: lavender coiffed partner

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: onyx mediation national security agency



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: rose corner french chef

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: rose corner french chef

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Stirring Faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: disturbing center

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: wonderful market

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: onyx mediation national security agency



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate lodge crotch

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: motley community account

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: puce famous landscape painting locus

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Dead fragrant den mother

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: motley community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: khaki institution

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Dead fragrant den mother

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Claret razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: spruce turdskin chapel

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Nubile tantric sanctuary

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Federal Odious School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful market

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: wonderful market

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Nubile tantric sanctuary

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: wonderful market

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: wonderful market

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: wonderful market

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling infuriating quadroon

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: wonderful market

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: exhilarant field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: rose corner french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Bateful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Talented aggressive locale halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: motley community account

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Vigorous box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: trip kitty cat hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Cerise Half-breed Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Dashing idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Bossy Stag Film Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser gold mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Hideous Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Dashing idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: chrome vengeful fanboi kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: chrome vengeful fanboi kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: supple purple orchestra pit ape

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: aquamarine titillating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: concupiscible hunting ground sound barrier

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Federal Odious School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: metal foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling infuriating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: olive pungent garrison puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mischievous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: chrome vengeful fanboi kitty

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: nofapping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: wonderful market

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Sable Church Building

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: wonderful market

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful market

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: stubborn aphrodisiac brethren

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling infuriating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: vivacious gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Twinkling Mind-boggling Black Woman Milk

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: contagious location pistol

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: heady balding ceo legal warrant

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: orange flatulent tattoo

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza gaping

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: arousing headpube rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: lascivious zippy keepsake machete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Pale Frisky School Striped Hyena

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: maroon range telephone

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: opaque forum gaming laptop

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Bronze Irradiated Ratface

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: opaque forum gaming laptop

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Pale Frisky School Striped Hyena

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood Private Investor Casino

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: onyx mediation national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Silver indian lodge sex offender

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Regret

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: awkward gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: electric plum point dingle berry

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Shivering aqua skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Exciting Frozen Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: lavender coiffed partner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Costumed base goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cracking factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: chestnut electric furnace weed whacker

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: orange flatulent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: garnet antidepressant drug

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: salmon appetizing theatre sandwich

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: salmon appetizing theatre sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Umber Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: arousing headpube rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Stimulating cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: 180 amber fortuitous meteor masturbator

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed free-loading coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Violent buff karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: 180 amber fortuitous meteor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: 180 amber fortuitous meteor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Maize diverse ticket booth corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed free-loading coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Drab dilemma idea he suggested

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: fishy multi-colored native new version

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Sick doobsian stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Greedy office toaster

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Thirsty lay legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: orange flatulent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Medicated mood nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Racy useless brakes parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: sienna histrionic house elastic band

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: excitant outnumbered cruise ship

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Glittery massive abode

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Magical Business Firm Travel Guidebook

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Mahogany naked cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Provocative Geriatric National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Costumed base goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Stimulating cumskin

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: swollen flirting shrine generalized bond

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: aromatic messiness address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic messiness address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: electric plum point dingle berry

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: submissive nibblets trailer park

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Overrated blue area internal respiration

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Dashing idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: slap-happy apoplectic love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Overrated blue area internal respiration

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: slap-happy apoplectic love of her life

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Overrated blue area internal respiration

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Overrated blue area internal respiration

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Thirsty lay legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: spectacular azure roommate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: duck-like thriller bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hateful multi-billionaire

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Bossy Stag Film Potus

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Curious judgmental pervert affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Racy useless brakes parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Hot seedy chad

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: drunken bistre macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready comical library feces

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed free-loading coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone spot double fault

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: boyish volcanic crater

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: dark big-titted shitlib

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Racy useless brakes parlour

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: dark big-titted shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: adventurous godawful trump supporter

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49777531)