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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
fear-inspiring masturbator
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Ruddy rebellious athletic conference kitty
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
fighting library
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Bronze Step-uncle's House Background Story
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
shivering heaven
  08/30/25
...
Big House-broken Locus Son Of Senegal
  09/05/25
, he lisped
big-titted stead
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Naked Sapphire Private Investor
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
fear-inspiring masturbator
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Naked Sapphire Private Investor
  08/31/25
...
Overrated corn cake
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
fighting library
  08/31/25
delusional take
Overrated corn cake
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
fighting library
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Histrionic well-lubricated rehab ceo
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
fighting library
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
fighting library
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
fear-inspiring masturbator
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
fighting library
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
fear-inspiring masturbator
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
fighting library
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
fighting library
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
fighting library
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
...
fighting library
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
orange cuck
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
...
fighting library
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
fighting library
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
marvelous liquid oxygen garrison
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
fighting library
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
marvelous liquid oxygen garrison
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
fighting library
  09/05/25
Kenny
indigo house mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/06/25
...
Maroon black woman church
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
fighting library
  09/06/25
...
Maroon black woman church
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
fighting library
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Titillating erotic cruise ship
  09/07/25
Explain
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Burgundy Brethren Theater
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
fighting library
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
fear-inspiring masturbator
  09/07/25
...
Histrionic well-lubricated rehab ceo
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
fighting library
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
fighting library
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
fighting library
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
fighting library
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
fighting library
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
fighting library
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
fighting library
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Ruddy rebellious athletic conference kitty

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fighting library

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Bronze Step-uncle's House Background Story

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: shivering heaven

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big House-broken Locus Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: big-titted stead

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Naked Sapphire Private Investor

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Naked Sapphire Private Investor

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Overrated corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: fighting library

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Overrated corn cake

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: fighting library

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Histrionic well-lubricated rehab ceo

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: fighting library

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: fighting library

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fighting library

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: fighting library

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: fighting library

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: fighting library

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fighting library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: orange cuck

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fighting library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fighting library

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous liquid oxygen garrison

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: fighting library

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous liquid oxygen garrison

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fighting library

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: indigo house mad-dog skullcap

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Maroon black woman church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: fighting library

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Maroon black woman church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: fighting library

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Titillating erotic cruise ship

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Burgundy Brethren Theater

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: fighting library

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring masturbator

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Histrionic well-lubricated rehab ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: fighting library

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: fighting library

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: fighting library

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: fighting library

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: fighting library

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fighting library

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: fighting library

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49599047)