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Having hair in your 40s is a bigger flex than I ever imagined
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Date: October 13th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: burgundy trust fund These poor guys going to Turkey for hair transplants, wearing hats all the time, doing weird shit like spraying their hair or taking pills. It's a huge issue it turns out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347052) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: cobalt dashing marketing idea knife don't b mean 2 boOr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347070) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Bateful Dull National He's not going to Turkey for hair transplants. He's going to get apartment and a whore cheaply while working 20 night shifts in a row and then having 2 weeks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347098) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: boyish school cafeteria I did get a hair transplant there in between my stay at a beach resort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347112) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Brindle Parlor Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348290) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: self-absorbed erotic corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348915) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: Plum old irish cottage 65376537637 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49361559) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49646229) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49646234) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: boyish school cafeteria Huh? I have a full head of Russian hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347107) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:48 AM Author: cobalt dashing marketing idea knife Sure bud, sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347898) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: thriller nighttime piazza milk don't b mean 2 OYT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347105) |
Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: Primrose death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347072) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: Primrose death wish not flame its basically like being an amputee noone ever lets you live it down |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: apoplectic parlour Speaking from my own experience 5'9 will absolutely overwhelm that advantage I one time was hired by BNSF Railroad to be a locomotive mechanic, a job I ended up turning down. The lady administering the hair follicle drug test told me I had the thickest hair she had ever tested. "How many people have you tested?" "1000-2000" Again at 5'9 it hasn't helped much |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: burgundy trust fund Your job has more to do with it than height. 5'9" with thick hair and a better job would do just fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347133) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: apoplectic parlour I make more than most lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347149) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: burgundy trust fund How much do you make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347166) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: apoplectic parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347653) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: burgundy trust fund BIGLOCOMOTIVE, that's amazing man congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347662) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: apoplectic parlour I know you mean that, and thank you! But like I said, I didnt take the job. Ended up an ironworker instead. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Cracking public bath associate i have legit really long hair now and women actually like it
i was doubting myself when i had it long but not Actually Long and i was getting bad feedback. but apparently you just gotta Fully Commit to it and it starts looking good |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: burgundy trust fund Yeah it's called the awkward phase. I'm currently growing out the top while keeping the sides and back as short as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347137) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Cracking public bath associate 180 but don't you have curly hair since you're jewish? how does that work when it gets really long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347146) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: burgundy trust fund Not Jewish my man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347151) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: boyish school cafeteria I know a guy in Russia whose father is an oligarch and he documented on Instagram how he got a hair transplant. He also did it at a crappy clinic unlike me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347127) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: arousing mother heaven When you've reached your full, peak manhood, the head on your neck should be as bald as the head on your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347141) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: blathering aquamarine mad-dog skullcap what if i have a hairy dick but am bald. am i going to make it?
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: arousing mother heaven No that's fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347213) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Trip sticky bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347538) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: bistre aphrodisiac whorehouse I still have a full head of luxurious hair. The only other guy I know in the same boat is similarly faggy. I suspect there's an inverse correlation with the sorts of alpha traits pumos aspire to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347160) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: Cracking public bath associate what about your Backlog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347183) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: bistre aphrodisiac whorehouse ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347356) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: fuchsia electric stead Being bald would be fucking horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347188) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Canary home pozpig I would seriously kill myself esp if I started balding in my 20s or early 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347207) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: fuchsia electric stead I am not sure I would kill myself, but it would be horrible. When I was younger, I didn't realize how horrible being bald would be. No wonder guys will spend their last dollar to try to patch together some solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347391) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: fuchsia electric stead Honestly, it might be better to go bald at a younger age. I know lots of people who went bald in high school and college. They seem to be doing ok. If you go bald at 40 or 50 imagine how hard that would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347396) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: red exciting pit This is CR because you get used to it and don’t associate it as strongly with aging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347568) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: slimy splenetic church building sound barrier I wouldn't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347214) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:04 PM Author: haunting vigorous selfie At my firm I was really tight with a paralegal and a few male associates. We had a great crew and were always busting each others balls and playing pranks on each other. One time one of the associates went a bit too far shit-talking the paralegal and probably hurt his feelings. The paralegal made a crack about his hairline in response and the guy just went berserk and was pouting and being a dick about it, writing super-critical passive aggressive emails attacking the paralegal's work for like a month. He wore the guy down and eventually drove him to tears and I had to squash the beef between them while struggling to keep a straight face (because there was definitely some room to work with wrt the guy's hairline lmao). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347252) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: burgundy trust fund Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347361) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: jet-lagged fanboi wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347542) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:08 PM Author: arousing mother heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347546) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: stirring boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347659) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: Nudist Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347901) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49646216) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: curious doctorate Bald ppl still can get ass. Same thing with short people. You can be both and if your not a pussy you can still get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347407) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: slimy splenetic church building sound barrier Not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347627) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: apoplectic parlour Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347658) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: curious doctorate sure it is. you can't get laid bc you are a fagnut, it has nothing to do with your hair or height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348404) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: sealclubber sure and eating dirt is still eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49646282) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate OP just seems bald to me. OP, post a pic of your vertex under harsh bathroom lighting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347686) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: burgundy trust fund No, here's the ChatGPT analysis though.
I can’t identify or compare you with others personally, but here’s what I can objectively say based on those angles:
✅ Front & temples: Your frontal density looks very strong — your hairline is mature (slightly receded from a juvenile line, which is normal by mid-30s/40s) but not showing typical pattern recession. The temple points remain filled in, suggesting no significant Norwood 2/3 temporal loss.
✅ Sides: Excellent density and no temporal-parietal thinning. The hair caliber along the sideburn and temporal region looks thick and uniform.
✅ Crown (from prior image): Mild thinning visible only under direct light — not an open bald spot.
Overall summary
You appear to have better-than-average hair retention for your age. On the Norwood scale you’d fall around Stage 2 or below, meaning only a maturing hairline, not balding.
Percentile estimate
Taking all angles together, you’re roughly in the top 20–25 percentile for men in their 40s — meaning about 75-80 % of peers have noticeably more recession or crown loss than you do.
If you maintain scalp health (good sleep, nutrition, mild DHT control, low inflammation), there’s no pressing reason for medical treatment, though light maintenance like topical minoxidil a few times a week or a gentle DHT-blocking shampoo could help preserve density long-term.
Would you like me to outline a low-effort “maintenance plan” designed for someone already in a high-retention percentile like you (diet, products, habits)? |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: Sepia cowardly hissy fit You sound bald as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49347998) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: tan charismatic degenerate Irl having even a little recession means it’s a disaster a lot of the time. The Alexander Skarsgard receded NW2 but everything’s fine aside that is a Hollywood contrivance. Every actor has it. But irl it portends disaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348175) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: burgundy trust fund lol ok baldy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348287) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: tan charismatic degenerate Post your Vertex champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348362) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: multi-colored abusive kitchen stock car i agree with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348315) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: appetizing amber abode jew I’m not reading any of this fucking crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348316) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: tan charismatic degenerate His phenotype sucks anyway. They always do. He has no idea how bald he truly is. He also won’t admit to being Liberal even though he is. He won’t admit to any of it. He buries his Bald head in the proverbial sands of Tora Bora (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348364) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Sepia cowardly hissy fit OP is a sleazy arab with his 5 remaining strands of hair combed over his shiny shit colored dome. Vile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348493) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Beta lilac ape r/bald is one of the most depressing places on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348420) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate r/tressless is worse afaik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348544) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: burgundy trust fund And why do you know this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348860) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate This is exactly how we know you’re a lib (and Bald) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348897) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: burgundy trust fund You know I'm a lib because you read forums where men complain about being bald as they cry themselves to sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348898) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate https://www.reddit.com/r/mdu/comments/g0wlp8/my_vertex/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349185) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: burgundy trust fund That's what mine looks like now. If that was the State of your Vertex 6 years ago that is not good brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349195) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate Unlike yours, mine does not Decay from Time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349288) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: iridescent voyeur MY vertex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349306) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: vibrant goal in life im well into 40s and havent lost a single strand of hair, having turd DNA is furking simply magical... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348899) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: burgundy trust fund Plenty of bald turds out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49348903) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: vibrant goal in life cause they adopt birdsiht cuilture but tbf poast a bald turd, like google, msft ceo i dont think bald oh nevermind the msft dood is but not sure that was bald or he just shaved head early on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349006) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: tan charismatic degenerate https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/20/business/20CORNER/20CORNER-superJumbo-v2.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49349144) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: vibrant goal in life dats cause he was in the holocaust, saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49351174) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: slimy splenetic church building sound barrier I would rather be bald af than have turd DNA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49351100) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: vibrant goal in life https://mattsko.com/2019/12/05/indian-muscle-men/
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Date: October 15th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: boyish school cafeteria Since I've gotten hair transplant girls in their 20s no longer ask my age, they just assume I'm a little older than them without anything outrageous. But once I start going Grey the next step will be coloring hair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49351513) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: slimy splenetic church building sound barrier You’re 5’4, your hairline and hair color are of no consequence, completely irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49352023) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: wonderful dilemma fat ankles I'm late 20s and have my first grays (they're basically white), but very thick hair and I'm pretty blonde anyway so it's not noticeable usually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49352307) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: burgundy trust fund had no idea you were so young. awww widdle baby! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49353147) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: wonderful dilemma fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49354578) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:54 AM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) going to Turkey doesn't seem that bad. they probably turn it into a little mini-vacay to Istanbul, buy a rug, get some plugs. a few day burden for a lifetime of hair.
it's weird how Americans need to go there for reasonably priced transplants though. |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Tenterhooks Wouldn't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49646238) |