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James Bond actors ranked
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena 1. Daniel Craig 2. Pierce Brosnan 3. Timothy Dalton 4. Sean Connery 5. Roger Moore |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Frisky newt where does the new guy rank? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572556) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:15 AM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena Who is the new guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49574888) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:27 AM Author: mustard rambunctious locale New weird rendition of Bond where he’s like 6’7 and looks like Thor. Horrible movie. But women rank it #1 bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49574895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: dull business firm death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49574896) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: umber greedy forum Callum Turner allegedly
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/confirmed-next-james-bond-callum-155841690.html |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Adventurous scourge upon the earth new guys apparently callum turner. he looks the part. at least he's white and english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576897) |
Date: January 8th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Violet vibrant telephone i've never seen a james bond movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572559) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Frisky newt youre indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572567) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Violet vibrant telephone nah i'm white. they never played them on hbo all that much growing up and brits are a bunch of fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572611) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: bull headed multi-billionaire Pierce Brosnan- best combination of look, acting, physicality. His first two films are top tier. the last two are subpar.
Sean Connery - good look and physicality. First mover advantage
Daniel Craig - great actor, bad look. better scripts/production than pierce ever had.
Roger Moore - bad look, bad actor, bad physicality, but high on charisma. He is the first bond I knew of so his movies bring a nostalgia.
Tim Dalton - good look, zero charisma. Despite what people say he was not closer to "book bond". in the books bond is never this boring.
George Lazendby - brought looks but nothing else. had one of the best scripts to work with in OHMSS |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal cumskin CR point about OHMSS, it is definitely one of the most well-written Bond films and closest to elevating itself above throwaway escapism.
Brosnan was fine but he's Irish ffs, not even British. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Drab Cruel-hearted Shitlib explain bad look for craig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572614) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal cumskin craig looked the part more than any of them imo - a brutish ex-soldier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572617) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Drab Cruel-hearted Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572633) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Gold Vigorous Dopamine you do realize bond is supposed to be tall with dark hair, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572637) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:22 PM Author: Sapphire stimulating mad cow disease puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577891) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: bull headed multi-billionaire Bond is supposed to be dark haired, tall, lean, and handsome. Fleming himself said the look was partially inspired by Hoagy Carmichael: https://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com/Site/inductee?entry_id=67
craig is the inverse of this. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal cumskin Bond is basically a mythic archetype, he's like Batman or something, always open to interpretation because he doesn't age or die. Fleming was a cheeky drunk and knew he was writing pulp and had no grander ambitions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572638) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: bull headed multi-billionaire this is the type of bullshit libs use to turn classic characters black. The look is clearly described by the creator. Yes, it can be changed per your point, but Craig can never be the "best look" only a different one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572648) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Adventurous scourge upon the earth craig sucked. way too short and prole. but his movies were better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576902) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: Gold Vigorous Dopamine CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572634) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Abusive big church building https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/live-and-let-die1.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572872) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Histrionic well-lubricated famous landscape painting pit Moore legit just comes off as the one who would spend the most time getting pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575798) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: exciting blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576578) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: ruddy principal's office Brosnan was like 160 lbs lol. His physicality sucked and he just shot people instead. And TWINE and TND are basically on par with each other imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576735) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Adventurous scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena This is a good summary
Craig really is the worst looking out of them
But he has the cocky swagger of someone who fucks a lot (or is asexual) and that makes him attractive to me |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: Disturbing snowy abode idiot Brosnan was by far the worst of all of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49572618) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: aggressive glittery office love of her life you seem to not like that type - why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577808) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Disturbing snowy abode idiot You've got to either be a bad-ass (Connery, Craig), or a funnyman (Moore).
Brosnan tried to do both and it didn't come off for me. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Histrionic well-lubricated famous landscape painting pit While Dalton isn't the best, he's got a great look and The Living Daylights is a great movie. I think he was almost going to be Bond for a third movie, but it got scrapped for studio rights reasons or some BS. Too bad.
Casino Royale might be the best of the films, but I agree that Craig's look is never going to make him the top guy. Too jacked and a couple inches too short. |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:18 AM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena Craig is the only one of them who seemed like he could beat people up
The others all had that veneer of Austin Powers plot armor |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:36 AM Author: mewling background story potus Tall men like Connery and Moore would kill with a single judo chop while Craig was flailing around in some Bourne identity knockoff scrap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49574935) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: bearded son of senegal Cr, Daniel Craig showed up in the peak post-Bourne “shaky cam” action era, and they just rolled with the “gritty” aesthetic through the rest of his films. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575208) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: mewling background story potus Due to his short stature, Craig's strikes lack leverage and power and don't do sufficient damage to his opponents. So any time he gets in a fight it goes on for like 2 minutes and he has to rely on grit and conditioning to squeak out a win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575222) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: deranged opaque hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49578075) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: Drab Cruel-hearted Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575167) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: vivacious faggotry Sean Connery was a bodybuilder in the 50s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Aphrodisiac autistic kitty cat spot Austin Powers was more Bond than that dull, fetal alcohol syndrome manlet. Liz Hurley was a top-tier Bond girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577297) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: exciting blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576581) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena "The Living Daylights" is also the only Bond movie that he wears a TAG Heuer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577789) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: mewling background story potus They should have made Archie Luxury the villain “Hello FUCKAH, whadda you got they-are, a TAG FAHKING HOYA?!?!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577815) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena LOL someone should make that scene now with AI
I think it was a quartz watch too |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Lemon Arrogant Weed Whacker Moore was the only one who mattered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49575170) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: dull business firm death wish Daniel Craig didn't have the old Etonian look, he looked like a scouse bricklayer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576585) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: rusted spectacular field Remember when Clive Owen did those BMW short films (directed by Guy Ritchie and starring his then wife Madonna) in an embarrassing audition to try to be cool enough to be cast as the next Bond?
https://youtu.be/kBgFrlvUbLY?si=eL8UF4j5hHDw_1Wd |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: dull business firm death wish Those were cool af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576614) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: rusted spectacular field They were cool af. 4K remasters available here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRDm6thc3dELa2fHr38yGyRtoLer9F6IH&si=lOyx3sGr_QnKGNr-
But I always thought it was kinda crass how he was openly campaigning for the role using a *German* car commercial |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: dull business firm death wish Didn't james bond drive a bmw in some of those 90s films (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576708) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: rusted spectacular field Oh shit, that’s right! We’re Astons out of production at that point? Or owned by Ford or something? They went through a real rough patch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576725) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: dull business firm death wish Idk BMW probably just paid them more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49576922) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: mildly autistic bespoke station striped hyena I thought those were early concepts for The Transporter, which came out the following year, and was also about a British guy driving a BMW and taking odd jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577817) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: mewling background story potus Clive Owen circa croupier would have been a good bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49577819) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: tan multi-colored range Craig - best single performance (CR), most physical formidable Connery - most suave, best screen presence Moore - most likable, most fun Dalton - most like the literary Bond, most intense Lazenby - most vulnerable (my single favorite 007 film, btw) Brosnan - I was never a fan. He looked good in a suit; was perfectly adequate and consistently okay |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: appetizing stubborn house associate Craig was starting to look Putin in his last couple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49578048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: mewling background story potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49578443) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:30 AM Author: Blue meetinghouse round eye #1 Connery - the original. biggest and toughest. best look. made some top tier films like Goldfinger.
#2 Brosnan - good look. well acted. Goldeneye a strong contender for best Bond film. but so many cheesy shit scripts and a ton of bad 90s action.
#3 Lazenby - good look. not a great actor. but his single film was a very well written one.
#4 Moore - bad look. slimy bisexual rapist vibe. a few good films, but several boring or just shit ones. (Octopussy?)
#5 Craig - terrible look, more cab driver than suave British spy. benefitted from some well plotted films. on the other hand half the dialog was shitty self-help drama and moaning about his love life (presumably to "modernize" it and attract fags and chicks)
#6 Dalton - just fucking dull.
Barry Niven & Barry Nelson - can't even remember what they were like, I watched them so long ago.
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