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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
pale overrated goyim
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Cowardly bright immigrant
  01/16/26
Pussy
comical lake pit police squad
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
sick high-end address quadroon
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
Primrose beady-eyed cuckold fanboi
  01/16/26
...
pale overrated goyim
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
Concupiscible aqua gaming laptop field
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
Primrose beady-eyed cuckold fanboi
  01/16/26
!!!
diverse emerald theater stage
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Aromatic Ruddy Garrison Karate
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
carmine sweet tailpipe
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
sick high-end address quadroon
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
dashing azn
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Cowardly bright immigrant
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
pontificating sandwich
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Curious Aggressive Double Fault
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
comical lake pit police squad
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
diverse emerald theater stage
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
crawly effete queen of the night
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Curious Aggressive Double Fault
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
crawly effete queen of the night
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Curious Aggressive Double Fault
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
crawly effete queen of the night
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
pontificating sandwich
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
Opaque vigorous school
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
trip hilarious theatre
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
crawly effete queen of the night
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
Bat-shit-crazy dopamine
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
nighttime dilemma
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Offensive Up-to-no-good University
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
diverse emerald theater stage
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
salmon low-t therapy parlour
  01/16/26
sure
Razzle hairy legs
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Aromatic Ruddy Garrison Karate
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
pontificating sandwich
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
Hairless mind-boggling ceo roommate
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
pontificating sandwich
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: pale overrated goyim

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly bright immigrant

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: comical lake pit police squad

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: sick high-end address quadroon

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Primrose beady-eyed cuckold fanboi

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: pale overrated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible aqua gaming laptop field

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Primrose beady-eyed cuckold fanboi

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: diverse emerald theater stage

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Ruddy Garrison Karate

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: carmine sweet tailpipe

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: sick high-end address quadroon

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: dashing azn

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Cowardly bright immigrant

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: pontificating sandwich

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Curious Aggressive Double Fault

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: comical lake pit police squad

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: diverse emerald theater stage

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: crawly effete queen of the night

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Curious Aggressive Double Fault

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: crawly effete queen of the night

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Curious Aggressive Double Fault

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: crawly effete queen of the night

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: pontificating sandwich

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Opaque vigorous school

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: trip hilarious theatre

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: crawly effete queen of the night

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dopamine

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: nighttime dilemma

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Offensive Up-to-no-good University

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: diverse emerald theater stage

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: salmon low-t therapy parlour

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Razzle hairy legs

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Ruddy Garrison Karate

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: pontificating sandwich

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Hairless mind-boggling ceo roommate

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: pontificating sandwich

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#49594047)