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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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Ultramarine Reading Party
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glassy swollen bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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ifnb.
bronze gay wizard
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picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
rambunctious wonderful haunted graveyard
  08/11/26
ask Kenny
swashbuckling depressive
  08/11/26
seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
Iridescent People Who Are Hurt Principal's Office
  08/11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
rambunctious wonderful haunted graveyard
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
Ultramarine Reading Party
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank
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you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy
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ty
Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank
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good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
Ultramarine Reading Party
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
Iridescent People Who Are Hurt Principal's Office
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
lilac milk clown
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
Massive whorehouse
  08/13/26
spoken like a true fag
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Poasting
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
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purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
Glittery useless sound barrier
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Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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surfing /thread
Out-of-control fanboi parlor
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you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
lilac milk clown
  08/13/26
well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
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pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
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Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank
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I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
crusty rehab jap
  08/12/26
unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
  08/12/26
xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
Jade base coldplay fan
  08/12/26
I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
crusty rehab jap
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it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
beady-eyed cerise resort
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racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
beady-eyed cerise resort
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here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
Jade base coldplay fan
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Water polo
lilac milk clown
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bowling tp
Honey-headed splenetic quadroon
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I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
Supple location chad
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tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
lilac milk clown
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got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
lilac milk clown
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probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
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lilac milk clown
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i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea
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aphrodisiac ape den
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i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
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people who can't run just walk to the finish line
lilac milk clown
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what's does a beginner at running even mean?
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
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gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
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Out-of-control fanboi parlor
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i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
copper corn cake
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He could just lift extremely light weights
lilac milk clown
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golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
Sick aromatic native friendly grandma
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(average xo poa)
Ultramarine Reading Party
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average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy
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agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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you get it through your country club obviously
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
Sick aromatic native friendly grandma
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Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
crystalline vibrant corner pisswyrm
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Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
crystalline vibrant corner pisswyrm
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I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
dark frum alpha ladyboy
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are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
Sick aromatic native friendly grandma
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you sound really stupid.
Avocado costumed pozpig toaster
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why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
Sick aromatic native friendly grandma
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Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
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it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
lilac milk clown
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HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Ultramarine Reading Party



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Plum big-titted dilemma

Jai alai

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Charismatic selfie



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Canary hairraiser shrine liquid oxygen



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: glassy swollen bawdyhouse idea he suggested



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: bronze gay wizard

ifnb.

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: rambunctious wonderful haunted graveyard

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50060771)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling depressive

ask Kenny

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Iridescent People Who Are Hurt Principal's Office

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50060807)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: rambunctious wonderful haunted graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine Reading Party

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50060936)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063907)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank

ty

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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Reading Party

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064895)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070004)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50065563)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Iridescent People Who Are Hurt Principal's Office

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066424)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Massive whorehouse

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066301)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy

spoken like a true fag

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: saffron histrionic blood rage

Poasting

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Canary hairraiser shrine liquid oxygen

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: tantric blue dopamine set



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Glittery useless sound barrier

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50060894)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control fanboi parlor

surfing

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: lilac milk clown

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064963)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control fanboi parlor

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: effete casino gaming laptop

LotLizard PogoSticking

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: flatulent salmon kitchen roommate



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Harsh Appetizing Stage Tank



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: crusty rehab jap

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063067)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063838)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Jade base coldplay fan

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: crusty rehab jap

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063897)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise resort

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064554)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064729)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise resort

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070026)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063848)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070030)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Jade base coldplay fan

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

Water polo

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed splenetic quadroon

bowling tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063850)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Supple location chad

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063853)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: lilac milk clown

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884350&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066683)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: lilac milk clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50069996)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired institution marketing idea

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50063859)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ape den

SCUBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064547)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Buff cruise ship indirect expression

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064767)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064832)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064855)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Burgundy stirring nursing home

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064967)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: lilac milk clown

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50064968)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control fanboi parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50065614)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: copper corn cake

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066430)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

He could just lift extremely light weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066965)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Sick aromatic native friendly grandma

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50066687)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine Reading Party

(average xo poa)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067578)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Low-t Duck-like Faggot Firefighter Therapy

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067618)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067773)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

you get it through your country club obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067777)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067780)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50069759)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067775)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Sick aromatic native friendly grandma

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50068611)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant corner pisswyrm

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50069831)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070028)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant corner pisswyrm

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070074)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070211)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Sick aromatic native friendly grandma

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070321)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Avocado costumed pozpig toaster

you sound really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067774)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sick aromatic native friendly grandma

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50068609)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Primrose messiness background story

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50067650)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: lilac milk clown

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070000)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dark frum alpha ladyboy

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070218)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070244)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Beta sweet tailpipe

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310764#50070253)