White people, explain yourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771103)

As for my house we serve the Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#47036422)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521173&forum_id=2#47607438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#47607932)

Atheism 62%

Buddhism 31%

Shintoism 3%

Christianity 1%

others 1%

No answer 2%

Gotta respect dem Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771119)

Jesus whitey = raped by niggers muslims etc.

coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771218)

"give unto caesar what is caesar's"

and here we are. not a coincidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771234)

how many more "pumonymous sprinting ITT" poasts are you going to make? your obsessive fangirling is flattering, i guess, but it's getting tiresome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771562)

they were under brutal muslim rule for 300 years and then immediately followed by british for 200 years. country is still 82% hindu

no other country ruled so long by muslims survived as a non islamic state. and british heavily promoted christianity too without the explicit coercion/violence of mughals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772378)

iberians + cisalpine gaulians + bohemians ought to worship Celtic gods

greeks latins ought to worship Olympic pantheon

etc.

2020? nope. literally every whitey from Agentina to Australia proudly claims some Jewish dewd as their savior. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771175)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ks.html

why don't you guys practice the ancient korean folk religion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771600)

iberians + cisalpine gaulians + bohemians ought to worship Celtic gods

greeks latins ought to worship Olympic pantheon"

...koreans ought to practice ancient korean folk religion?

LOLNO, they worship the same jew as whitey, or they practice buddhism (also not korean). rorrercaust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772148)

all i will say is that the majority religion is shamanism, which is what i myself fall under despite being "agnostic"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772154)

bro, the world factbook is your bible when it comes to information about ethnic groups. how many times have you quoted the world factbook to prove that south korea is ethnically homogeneous?

here are the religions of south korea:

Protestant 19.7%, Buddhist 15.5%, Catholic 7.9%, none 56.9% (2015 est.)

those numbers add up to 100.0%.

that means that shamanism makes up 0.0 (zero point zero) percent of the korean population.

you don't get to suddenly throw away your precious factbook once its facts are no longer conducive to your project of disseminating pro-korean propaganda on an obscure tweetblog, and simply substitute your own "alternative facts."

but set that aside for a moment. you're a "shaman"? that's fun. tell us about some of your mystical beliefs and practices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772196)

이 씹새끼가 우리나라 말하는척하네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ지랄하네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋdude. it is LOLLERCAUST that you are sitting here pretending to 내가 지금하는 말 이해한다고 ㅋㅋㅋ병신쌔끼야

look into the korean studies scholarship on korean folk religion aka non-official religion which all fall under "shamanism". these include things like animism, divination, etc. im not going to look up articles for you. nor will i sit here and explain to your dumb ass how prevalant such practices are in everyday korean life today

just the fact that you - someone who has never even stepped foot in korea btw - are literally claiming to know more about what kind of religious practices are prevalent here than an actual korean dude who lives in korea is just plain LULZY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772228)

close enough?

cia factbook GOD'S TRUTH when it comes to ethnic groups, totally wrong when it comes to religious groups. RORRERCAUST. chaebong hyung DONE HERE.

tell us about "animism" and "divination." does that mean you could cast a spell on me? is divination similar to the divination classes in the harry potter books?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772244)

the CIA factbook is not wrong about the religious classifications. consider what "official organized religion" means and look into the korean studies scholarship. i dont need to tell you jack shit about animism and divination because you arent even worth the effort of me explaining our beliefs and rituals to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772264)

you literally practice a harry potter belief system.

even in harry potter, divination was considered the most laughable form of magic.

yet that is what nyuug believes.

"nature gods and spirits"! "ancestor worship"! holy fuck lmao. what are you, a caveman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772278)

*realizes the scholarship points to various shamanistic beliefs and rituals that are still practiced by a majority of koreans to this day*

*realizes NYUUG was right that Koreans practice shamanism in 2020 but is too arrogant to admit he was completely wrong here*

*smugly declares victory over NYUUG despite getting blown the fuck out by an actual Korean living in Korea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772281)

care to explain why you (unlike your more intelligent countrymen) believe in nature gods and spirits? do you also sometimes sacrifice virgins instead of raping them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772287)

do you know where the jaesa ritual (which the vast majority of koreans practice to this day btw) comes from? do you think it comes from christianity? or buddhism?

take a guess, mr korean scholar. under which "religion" does the CIA factbook classify the jaesa ritual?

like i said, i really dont need to explain anything else to you in this thread. its just pointless and you seriously sound like a fucking idiot right now even pretending you can debate these topics with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772299)

why would you classify this as religion then? if it's compatible with christianity or agnostic materialism then it's not religious, it's just cultural.

if you want to call your odd cultural practices a "religion," fine, but that's not what anyone means by that word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772322)

so until you actually learn a thing or two just shut the fuck up. its pointless talking to you about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772337)

if it's the latter, no wonder your "shamanism" doesn't seem to count as a "real" religion in the way that christianity or buddhism does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772341)

Author: Pumonymous

Religions in South Korea: Protestant 19.7%, Buddhist 15.5%, Catholic 7.9%, none 56.9% (2015 est.)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ks.html

why don't you guys practice the ancient korean folk religion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2#40771600)

yep. youre right bro! real korean studies scholar here, folks. cant even speak korean and literally has never even stepped foot in korea but, this dude knows his stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772356)

you guys are basically the equivalent of some atheist white nerd larping as a thor worshiper because of the marvel movies, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772363)

absolutely hilarious self-pwnage ITT. and your backtracking and goalpoast-moving is just LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772377)

you sound schizo. please bump the thread frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772383)

https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2024/10/281_384719.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#48229272)

https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/culture/2024/10/199_384682.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#48237939)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_paganism

The Christianisation of the Slavic peoples was, however, a slow and—in many cases—superficial phenomenon, especially in what is today Russia. Christianisation was vigorous in western and central parts of what is today Ukraine, as they were closer to the capital Kiev, but even there, popular resistance led by volkhvs, pagan priests or shamans, recurred periodically for centuries.[2]

The West Slavs of the Baltic withstood tenaciously against Christianity until it was violently imposed on them through the Northern Crusades.[3] Among Poles and East Slavs, rebellion outbreaks occurred throughout the 11th century.[1] Christian chroniclers reported that the Slavs regularly re-embraced their original religion (relapsi sunt denuo ad paganismus).[4]

Many elements of the indigenous Slavic religion were officially incorporated into Slavic Christianity,[2] and, besides this, the worship of Slavic gods has persisted in unofficial folk religion until modern times.[5] The Slavs' resistance to Christianity gave rise to a "whimsical syncretism" which in Old Church Slavonic vocabulary was defined as dvoeverie, "double faith".[1] Since the early 20th century, Slavic folk religion has undergone an organised reinvention and reincorporation in the movement of Slavic Native Faith (Rodnovery).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772283)

"coptic christianity and shit?"

rorrercaust

starting to think you're flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772213)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4602172&forum_id=2#40754206

case in point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40771130)

history of whitey interference

massive syncretism

neurotic groupthink tendencies

etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772146)

Korean people, explain yourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772164)

xoxo's finest, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772169)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ks.html

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772202)

parents are protestant some catholics in the family as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772237)

other relatives are mixed - some xtian some buddhist, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772243)

"i do partake in shamanistic practices, such as the worship of nature gods and spirits, ancestor worship, and shaman rituals"

rorrercaust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#40772279)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4687218&mc=100&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41353998)

kike harder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354087)

It's nothing to be ashamed of. For example, Asians are hot for buddhism even though it originated in India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354245)

have you decided yet whether (A) you and your people actually believe in caveman-esque nonsense about "nature spirits" or (B) you guys are larping faggots whose "religion" has no real content?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354327)

christian whitey = getting on knees for niggers, worshipping dead jewish guy

plato's cavedwellers will never learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354365)

definitely bro you know more about korean than i do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354414)

doesnt speak korean

has never read the literature on korean folk religion

but definitely knows more about korea than an actual korean living in korea. makes sense, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354425)

[ ] nature gods are literally real

[ ] nature gods are not literally real

please check only one answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41354435)

blown the fuck OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#48229445)

europe is where christianity existed and thrived

europeans turned it into their own thing and then exported it everywhere else, including to places like korea, where they try to larp whitey's religion

would you say east asians larp as buddhists, because buddha came from India?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4605658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796",#41477450)