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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
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Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling startling church

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: lilac boyish plaza therapy

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: vivacious kitty depressive



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Underhanded laughsome really tough guy multi-billionaire

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: aquamarine useless casino national security agency



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: gay bearded main people faggotry

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Sepia school



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Diverse Address

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Wonderful lemon theater stage

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: electric wagecucks spot

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: gay bearded main people faggotry

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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