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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Free-loading box office people who are hurt
  11/17/13
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Heady Snowy Hall
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
Cerebral laser beams
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
insane mahogany property philosopher-king
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
yellow rambunctious chapel
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Internet-worthy state mediation
  11/18/13
tp
Diverse hissy fit
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
judgmental vibrant market
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Light karate
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Light karate
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Light karate
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Aggressive fanboi meetinghouse
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Light karate
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Impertinent motley main people
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
bright useless brakes
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
spectacular brethren native
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
cream bawdyhouse ladyboy
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Greedy Massive Volcanic Crater
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Plum library scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Plum library scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Light karate
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Light karate
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
Light karate
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Boyish abode pisswyrm
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
onyx dashing old irish cottage
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Boyish abode pisswyrm
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
bright useless brakes
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Light karate
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Boyish abode pisswyrm
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
avocado indian lodge friendly grandma
  11/17/13
only?
onyx dashing old irish cottage
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Light karate
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Heady Snowy Hall
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
contagious indirect expression address
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Plum library scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Floppy carnelian national boistinker
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Boyish abode pisswyrm
  11/17/13
lol
Floppy carnelian national boistinker
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
contagious indirect expression address
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
onyx dashing old irish cottage
  11/17/13
lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Internet-worthy state mediation
  11/18/13
Underrated
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Light karate
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Light karate
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
contagious indirect expression address
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Light karate
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
bonkers at-the-ready hell
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
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  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Lascivious rehab toaster
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Boyish abode pisswyrm
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Light karate
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Excitant crystalline factory reset button
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Light karate
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Light karate
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Light karate
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Light karate
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Excitant crystalline factory reset button
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Light karate
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Excitant crystalline factory reset button
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Excitant crystalline factory reset button
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Lascivious rehab toaster
  11/17/13
LOL
Light karate
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Lascivious rehab toaster
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Lascivious rehab toaster
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
fragrant silver step-uncle's house
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Lascivious rehab toaster
  11/17/13
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
adventurous garnet ticket booth elastic band
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Fishy Theater
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Electric legal warrant halford
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Fishy Theater
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
galvanic dingle berry digit ratio
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
galvanic dingle berry digit ratio
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Heady Snowy Hall
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Fishy Theater
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
claret kitty field
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
180 preventive strike
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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Heady Snowy Hall
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Arousing ivory pozpig
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Heady Snowy Hall
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Free-loading box office people who are hurt

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: odious high-end new version



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: Cerebral laser beams

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Cerebral laser beams

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Cerebral laser beams



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral laser beams



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cerebral laser beams



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: insane mahogany property philosopher-king

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: yellow rambunctious chapel

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy state mediation

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Diverse hissy fit

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: judgmental vibrant market

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Light karate

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Light karate

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Light karate

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Aggressive fanboi meetinghouse

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Light karate

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Impertinent motley main people

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: bright useless brakes

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: spectacular brethren native

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Maroon Turdskin Mental Disorder

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Abusive Cerise Mother Selfie

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: sable spot corn cake

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Duck-like Water Buffalo

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: stimulating pocket flask

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Vigorous Casino Half-breed

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated gay plaza twinkling uncleanness

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Adulterous jew police squad

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: cream bawdyhouse ladyboy

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: olive international law enforcement agency generalized bond

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Greedy Massive Volcanic Crater

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Plum library scourge upon the earth

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Plum library scourge upon the earth

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Light karate

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood learning disabled crackhouse

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Light karate

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: blue cracking dilemma nowag

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Light karate

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Boyish abode pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: onyx dashing old irish cottage

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Boyish abode pisswyrm

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: bright useless brakes

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Light karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Boyish abode pisswyrm

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: avocado indian lodge friendly grandma

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: onyx dashing old irish cottage

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Light karate

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Light karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: thriller iridescent incel principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression address

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Plum library scourge upon the earth

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Floppy carnelian national boistinker

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Boyish abode pisswyrm

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Floppy carnelian national boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression address

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: onyx dashing old irish cottage

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy state mediation

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: offensive glittery patrolman forum

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Diverse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy state mediation

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy site electric furnace

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Autistic Stage

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Office

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: chocolate confused cruise ship blood rage

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Light karate

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Light karate

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression address

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Light karate

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: bonkers at-the-ready hell

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish abode pisswyrm

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Light karate

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Excitant crystalline factory reset button

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Light karate

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Light karate

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Light karate

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Light karate

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Excitant crystalline factory reset button

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Light karate

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Excitant crystalline factory reset button

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant crystalline factory reset button

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Light karate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: nubile space

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Greedy Massive Volcanic Crater

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Flushed Big Business Firm Jap

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: fragrant silver step-uncle's house

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky idea he suggested

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy site electric furnace

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: onyx dashing old irish cottage

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Lake razzmatazz legend

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing ivory pozpig

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Pink Very Tactful Headpube Multi-billionaire

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Milky swashbuckling sex offender wagecucks

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Lascivious rehab toaster

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Provocative useless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: claret kitty field

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Startling haunted graveyard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Provocative useless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: racy boltzmann pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: adventurous garnet ticket booth elastic band

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: adventurous garnet ticket booth elastic band

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Fishy Theater

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Electric legal warrant halford

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Fishy Theater

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry digit ratio

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry digit ratio

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Fishy Theater

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Aqua hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: carmine fighting resort

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Fishy Theater

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: claret kitty field

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated gay plaza twinkling uncleanness

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Becky Boiling Water

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: vengeful stirring institution liquid oxygen

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Transparent Stubborn Party Of The First Part Sound Barrier

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: thriller iridescent incel principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone khaki cumskin

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: 180 preventive strike

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Arousing ivory pozpig

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: cordovan senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Bat-shit-crazy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: indecent base sneaky criminal

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Arousing ivory pozpig

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: zippy idiotic theatre trump supporter

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: sadistic aromatic garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Haunting school ratface

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Office

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: deranged green feces

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: cobalt lodge

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Cyan prole

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Office

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: curious keepsake machete associate

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly titillating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Abusive Cerise Mother Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Mint Supple Rigpig Mexican

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: grizzly lettuce

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: chest-beating disgusting athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Abusive Cerise Mother Selfie

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Church Building Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Dun exciting public bath regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: sable spot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Diverse hissy fit

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

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