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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
judgmental legend sneaky criminal
  08/14/26
Lol
beady-eyed mediation windowlicker
  08/14/26
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aggressive lettuce place of business
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
judgmental legend sneaky criminal
  08/14/26
cq
gay dilemma circlehead
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Swashbuckling Church Building Queen Of The Night
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
judgmental legend sneaky criminal
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
coiffed wrinkle
  08/16/26
180 political ad
magical floppy space nowag
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
aggressive lettuce place of business
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Purple mewling principal's office people who are hurt
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
scarlet sex offender
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
sapphire trip mental disorder
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
judgmental legend sneaky criminal
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
magical floppy space nowag
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Vibrant pistol library
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Know-it-all Stag Film
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
judgmental legend sneaky criminal
  08/16/26
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bossy cumskin field
  08/16/26
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Arousing property
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flushed stead
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Contagious bipolar faggot firefighter cuck
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
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  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
spectacular stage stock car
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
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  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
bossy cumskin field
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
beady-eyed mediation windowlicker
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Swashbuckling Church Building Queen Of The Night
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: judgmental legend sneaky criminal

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed mediation windowlicker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: aggressive lettuce place of business



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: judgmental legend sneaky criminal

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: gay dilemma circlehead

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Church Building Queen Of The Night

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: judgmental legend sneaky criminal

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: coiffed wrinkle

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: magical floppy space nowag

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: aggressive lettuce place of business

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Purple mewling principal's office people who are hurt

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: scarlet sex offender

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: sapphire trip mental disorder

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: judgmental legend sneaky criminal

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: magical floppy space nowag

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Vibrant pistol library

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Stag Film

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: judgmental legend sneaky criminal

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: bossy cumskin field



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Arousing property



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: flushed stead



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Contagious bipolar faggot firefighter cuck

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: spectacular stage stock car

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: orchid antidepressant drug state



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: 180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: spectacular stage stock car

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: 180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cobalt diverse bbw knife

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: 180 Lake Kitty Trailer Park

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: bossy cumskin field

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed mediation windowlicker

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Church Building Queen Of The Night

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#50073136)