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Jesus fucking Christ my gout is killing me tonight

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not e...
sooty turdskin
  01/21/26
Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more t...
exhilarant base
  01/22/26
kys, tyia!
Godawful double fault
  01/21/26
what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century i...
bonkers pervert
  01/21/26
It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts ...
sooty turdskin
  01/21/26
'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health s...
bonkers pervert
  01/21/26
It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calor...
exhilarant base
  01/22/26
It’s linked to chronic stress
sooty turdskin
  01/22/26
dat too many inflammatory
charismatic rigor library
  01/22/26
I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on...
sooty turdskin
  01/22/26
AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is...
exhilarant base
  01/22/26
You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby...
geriatric newt queen of the night
  01/22/26
its your poisonous diet
Zippy fighting house
  01/22/26
It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass
Glittery haunting meetinghouse french chef
  01/22/26
- john mellencamp.mp3
Carnelian massive pisswyrm regret
  01/22/26
have you tried hotter showers and louder country music
Buff appetizing faggot firefighter
  01/22/26
Do you think those would help?
sooty turdskin
  01/22/26
the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under...
Buff appetizing faggot firefighter
  01/22/26
Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guit...
sooty turdskin
  01/22/26
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copper ticket booth
  01/22/26
He only comes here for torment
exhilarant base
  01/22/26
Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little...
lake floppy stain
  01/22/26
...
snowy cerebral goal in life pozpig
  01/22/26


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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: sooty turdskin

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not even a hot shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49607838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: exhilarant base

Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more to post about and, therefore, some kind of life purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608086)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Godawful double fault

kys, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49607843)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: bonkers pervert

what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century illnesses that was eradicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49607852)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: sooty turdskin

It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts attacking its own tissue due to buildup of antioxidants (the diagnostic marker is uric acid). It’s linked to metabolic dysfunction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49607875)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: bonkers pervert

'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health space. all illness -- heart disease, cancer, everything -- is now cast as metabolic in origin.

probably more true than not. we should all be low-carb, whole foods probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49607882)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: exhilarant base

It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calories and don't occupy your body with burning them. It turns to inflammatory responses and fighting itself just to burn the energy

Think of a dog habitually chewing its foot to the point of injury because it's kept home all day with no outlet to occupy its mind or energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608085)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: sooty turdskin

It’s linked to chronic stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608118)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: charismatic rigor library

dat too many inflammatory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608119)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: sooty turdskin

I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on the attacks. I get stressed out all the time.

Sometimes, when I’m driving my kids to school, they’ll start fighting or something and I’ll wig out on them and shout and tell them to calm down. Then I’ll put it on the country radio station turned all the way down low, to the point where you can just barely make out the melody, and then I’ll tap the steering wheel to the beat, watch the world through the windshield, and go back in my mind to the ones that harmed me and the circumstances surrounding same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: exhilarant base

AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is metabolic issues / obesity. High levels of red meat consumption are also problematic. Thankfully, you don't seem to willingly suffer either of these problems!

What do you think about when it comes to those who have harmed you? How high do you place yourself on that mental list? What would you do to straighten out your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: geriatric newt queen of the night

You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608191)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Zippy fighting house

its your poisonous diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608200)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery haunting meetinghouse french chef

It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608228)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Carnelian massive pisswyrm regret

- john mellencamp.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Buff appetizing faggot firefighter

have you tried hotter showers and louder country music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608209)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: sooty turdskin

Do you think those would help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608219)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Buff appetizing faggot firefighter

the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under a country ballad - tears of a cheatin' heart, bluegrass harmony, steel guitar slide - heard under a shower of 119 degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: sooty turdskin

Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guitar. It speaks to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: copper ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: exhilarant base

He only comes here for torment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608978)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: lake floppy stain

Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608250)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: snowy cerebral goal in life pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49608318)