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What was the shittiest year of your life?
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| insane impressive resort death wish | 01/28/26 |
| offensive house | 01/28/26 |
| Peach international law enforcement agency reading party | 01/28/26 |
| cyan ticket booth | 01/28/26 |
| fragrant liquid oxygen | 01/28/26 |
| appetizing box office generalized bond | 01/28/26 |
| Cobalt background story | 01/28/26 |
| Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker | 01/28/26 |
| Big-titted stimulating orchestra pit | 02/01/26 |
| Jade stage macaca | 01/28/26 |
| fragrant liquid oxygen | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| Effete Ivory Water Buffalo | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| fragrant liquid oxygen | 01/28/26 |
| offensive house | 01/28/26 |
| flatulent double fault indirect expression | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| Out-of-control associate office | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| provocative range preventive strike | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| curious chapel | 01/28/26 |
| chest-beating rigor rehab | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth | 01/28/26 |
| appetizing box office generalized bond | 01/28/26 |
| Heady zombie-like dilemma potus | 01/28/26 |
| Mauve psychic dysfunction | 01/28/26 |
| Heady zombie-like dilemma potus | 01/28/26 |
| racy narrow-minded whorehouse party of the first part | 01/28/26 |
| bipolar silver address marketing idea | 01/28/26 |
| Erotic Bistre Hospital | 01/28/26 |
| racy narrow-minded whorehouse party of the first part | 01/28/26 |
| Out-of-control associate office | 01/28/26 |
| Erotic Bistre Hospital | 01/28/26 |
| bipolar silver address marketing idea | 01/28/26 |
| Out-of-control associate office | 01/28/26 |
| Erotic Bistre Hospital | 01/28/26 |
| bipolar silver address marketing idea | 02/01/26 |
| bipolar silver address marketing idea | 01/28/26 |
| Mustard Forum Becky | 01/28/26 |
| Erotic Bistre Hospital | 01/28/26 |
| Turquoise apoplectic affirmative action | 02/01/26 |
| Thriller violent ladyboy jap | 01/28/26 |
| Out-of-control associate office | 01/28/26 |
| Odious sound barrier station | 01/28/26 |
| Insanely Creepy Razzle-dazzle Den Mexican | 01/28/26 |
| Swashbuckling school foreskin | 01/28/26 |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626378) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: insane impressive resort death wish The year after graduating law school when I realized practicing law was torture and I was sentenced to life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626382) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: offensive house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627484) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Peach international law enforcement agency reading party Off the top of my head, 2025 wasn't great and is certainly in the running (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626414) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: cyan ticket booth 2007 (freshman/soph year of college) was probably both the best and the worst. Mom dropped dead of pancreatic cancer and met most of the people who I'd now consider my friends, had a lot of fun doing college shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626416) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: fragrant liquid oxygen what year is it rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626424) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: appetizing box office generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627416) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Cobalt background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628645) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker 2008? Was working $50K insurance defense law living in my parents basement while most of my Ls classmates had Biglaw and my local HS friends were well into their careers and I got dumped by my LS GF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626484) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Big-titted stimulating orchestra pit How’s life now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639234) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Jade stage macaca every year is the shittiest year of my life so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626491) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: fragrant liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626492) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626494) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Effete Ivory Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626854) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627478) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: fragrant liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627529) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: offensive house wow, thats messed up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627490) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: flatulent double fault indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627541) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627659) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Out-of-control associate office Already underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628644) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628693) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: provocative range preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628698) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628700) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: curious chapel tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627673) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: chest-beating rigor rehab thinking about this just made me realize how many shitty years i’ve had in my adult life, how shit my shit life has been, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626514) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth many poeple are saying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626570) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction 2006. graduated ls after not trying at all and not paying attention to how firms worked. i just went to ls because i had nothing better to do and i didn't try. i wrote on to law review but otherwise didn't try to get good grades.
realized how fucked i was after i graduated. bounced around between temp jobs at ID firms, i couldn;'t even get an ID job. i finally got one and the guy paid me $25 per BILLED hour and i was a contractor. i really thought i was life pwnd.
unbelievable that i eventually worked my way up to biglaw from that. but yeah, 2006-2007, either of those years could easily be the worst. by far. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth 2006-2008 was really fucking awful for me in retrospect now that i think about, cant beleive i didnt kms honestly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626561) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction ITE is indirectly the reason i wound up in biglaw.
in late 2007 i got a job with a solo who did L&E (primarily traditional labor) and happened to take to it. in 2009, we hired a law clerk who was a 2L who'd gotten an offer from a regional bmore firm but the offer was rescinded bc of ITE.
he worked for us a few months and we kept in touch. he wound up at a baltimore firm called miles & stockbridge - basically, regional midlaw. the solo had to lay me off bc he lost a big client at the end of 2011 and the law clerk got me in at miles. i went from there to jackson lewis (ttt L&E firm), and from there to baker hostetler, where i wound up making partner. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker Isn’t J&L well known and well thought of in their own sphere? It’s not true Milbank scale Biglaw but it’s not Lewis Brisbois either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626916) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:26 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction it is a solid L&E firm. the problem with it is the lawyers are hit and miss. some are really good like me, but some are borderline retarded.
they pay first years in NYC, DC, etc like 120k lol. what do you expect at that salary. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker Was in essentially the same spot. It’s a miracle dude we weren’t perma fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626562) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction cr. did you make it to biglaw? i wound up at baker hostetler, which is a shitty biglaw firm, but it's amazing i even made it there given that i was in literal shitlaw for a couple years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626564) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Drunken bat shit crazy cuck weed whacker Eventually. Big break was an in-house job at a F50 that an adjunct professor I emailed recommended me for. Made contacts and got skills there and eventually did 5 years as a counsel/NEP at a lower tier V100 before going back in-house (at a fund now).
Not sure what the path is without that initial break. Definitely threw as much work as i could to the adjunct professor (who was a V20 Biglaw partner). |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction 180, we beat the odds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626860) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Federal Kitchen Scourge Upon The Earth and then boom ITE, lol fuckin a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626565) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: appetizing box office generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627415) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Heady zombie-like dilemma potus "oh. so you were just a loser then."
*gary chuckles* |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Mauve psychic dysfunction (never worked at a biglaw firm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627623) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Heady zombie-like dilemma potus regional large midlaw!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627658) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: racy narrow-minded whorehouse party of the first part 2023 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49626775) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: bipolar silver address marketing idea 2011-2012. My whole biglaw setup exploded during ITE and I had to do a hard reset. Doing the hard reset was difficult but I was ok with hard work. There was a relatively short period when it seemed like it wasn't going to work. I had sent several thousand job apps (!!!) and never closed the deal. Then I did and things were fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627418) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Erotic Bistre Hospital Who was that hilarious doc review poaster circa 2010 about not being allowed 2 slices of pizza for work lunch etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627499) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: racy narrow-minded whorehouse party of the first part Slackfist Cumdumpster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627750) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: Out-of-control associate office Those were some great threads. Any bort historians able to link them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628650) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Erotic Bistre Hospital Skadden Farts
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=187&forum_id=2#20278379 |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: bipolar silver address marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628712) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: Out-of-control associate office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628729) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Erotic Bistre Hospital i remember reading those for the first time. I had been out of law school like 10 months and quit my first job to start my solo firm. I was lying in bed (at my dad's house) reading those and was just like I have to fucking succeed at this or I'm going to kill myself working doc review (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628752) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 6:27 PM Author: bipolar silver address marketing idea I was having a rough time then and those scared the shit out of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639487) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: bipolar silver address marketing idea LMAO, no things weren't that bad for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628709) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Mustard Forum Becky 2024 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49627669) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: Erotic Bistre Hospital 2013 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628643) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Turquoise apoplectic affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639551) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: Thriller violent ladyboy jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628663) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:18 PM Author: Out-of-control associate office 2012. Grandpa died. Friend killed self. Started shitlaw firm 3 years into marriage and made like 15k all year, which did not go over well and was very embarrassing.
My dog turned 2 that year and was the only thing that kept me from abject despair. He'll be 16 this year and I would murder innumerable people to give him more life. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:20 PM Author: Odious sound barrier station 2024-ongoing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628724) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Razzle-dazzle Den Mexican 2025 for sure. Wife caught me cheating and it was a huge thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628818) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling school foreskin Mom was diagnosed with super aggressive cancer and died about 8 weeks later. Went through a break up at the same time. Had a lot of support from family n friends but was by far the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827766&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49628832) |