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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

Look If you had one shot Or one opportunity To grow it as...
shivering roommate
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thirsty glittery trust fund
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The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping Thi...
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lmao
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Just when you think the genre has gone soft.
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180 moniker
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Ocher Mind-boggling Dysfunction Area
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Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time
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you can do anything you stim your cock to, man
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You better NEVER lift in clothes!
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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: shivering roommate

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: thirsty glittery trust fund



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: shivering roommate

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Dark histrionic library

lmao

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: thirsty glittery trust fund



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz indirect expression



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: Milky Range

976482663

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
Author: Aqua weed whacker field



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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Ocher Mind-boggling Dysfunction Area



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: shivering roommate

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: Pink lettuce theatre

Just when you think the genre has gone soft.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: shivering roommate

180 moniker

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: outnumbered talented state round eye



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Ocher Mind-boggling Dysfunction Area



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal galvanic property degenerate

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: crimson locale



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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal galvanic property degenerate



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: shivering roommate

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Milky Range



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Filthy Boistinker



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: impertinent crackhouse



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Cerebral sepia stead

literally spit on my screen at "you better never lift in clothes"

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: buff godawful base potus



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: shivering roommate

you can do anything you stim your cock to, man

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
Author: big violent old irish cottage



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Milky Range



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Filthy Boistinker

You better NEVER lift in clothes!

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Milky Range



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: shivering roommate



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



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