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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
fighting son of senegal
  03/02/26
He poasts
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  03/02/26
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Deranged confused shitlib
  03/02/26
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Excitant Pink Mediation
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
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Deranged confused shitlib
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
razzle principal's office
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
big travel guidebook
  03/09/26
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Excitant Pink Mediation
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Learning Disabled Charismatic Philosopher-king
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
bateful cruise ship cumskin
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
bateful cruise ship cumskin
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
Excitant Pink Mediation
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
bateful cruise ship cumskin
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
Electric opaque state
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
talking irradiated alpha
  03/02/26
grindr?
Honey-headed hateful kitty menage
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
ivory famous landscape painting
  03/03/26
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Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
vibrant school cafeteria rigpig
  03/09/26
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Self-absorbed Fat Ankles Gas Station
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
Bespoke set
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/09/26
wtf
Nudist fantasy-prone community account site
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
appetizing jap trailer park
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Stirring ticket booth
  03/09/26
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Excitant Pink Mediation
  03/09/26
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Honey-headed hateful kitty menage
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Excitant Pink Mediation
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
Chest-beating Tanning Salon Lettuce
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Comical affirmative action gunner
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
Bespoke set
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: fighting son of senegal

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Deranged confused shitlib



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Excitant Pink Mediation



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Deranged confused shitlib



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: razzle principal's office

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: big travel guidebook

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Excitant Pink Mediation



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Charismatic Philosopher-king

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship cumskin

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship cumskin

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Excitant Pink Mediation

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship cumskin

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Electric opaque state

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: talking irradiated alpha

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed hateful kitty menage

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: ivory famous landscape painting

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: vibrant school cafeteria rigpig

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Fat Ankles Gas Station



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Bespoke set

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nudist fantasy-prone community account site

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing jap trailer park

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring ticket booth

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant Pink Mediation



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed hateful kitty menage



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Excitant Pink Mediation

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous dragon international law enforcement agency

How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Tanning Salon Lettuce

Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Comical affirmative action gunner

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Bespoke set

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49747130)