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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Canary shrine haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Canary shrine haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
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Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression
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wine narrow-minded windowlicker pistol
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Galvanic Effete Knife
  10/17/25
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sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
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bistre sickened faggot firefighter karate
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Galvanic Effete Knife
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Galvanic Effete Knife
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Zombie-like Yellow Casino
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
hyperventilating piazza liquid oxygen
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
vivacious crackhouse tattoo
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
vivacious crackhouse tattoo
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
slippery red forum
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
vivacious crackhouse tattoo
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
ivory partner
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
sapphire appetizing rigor
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
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Crystalline Gay Wizard Elastic Band
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
slippery red forum
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Curious property
  10/17/25
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sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
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Crystalline Gay Wizard Elastic Band
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression
  10/17/25
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bistre sickened faggot firefighter karate
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Trip Cheese-eating Principal's Office
  10/18/25
lol
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ebony french chef stead
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
talented misanthropic gaming laptop quadroon
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
talented misanthropic gaming laptop quadroon
  10/17/25
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sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/17/25
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wine narrow-minded windowlicker pistol
  10/18/25
:(
ocher awkward antidepressant drug
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chestnut wrinkle degenerate
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Onyx zippy ticket booth persian
  10/18/25
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Cracking Mexican Lettuce
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
electric charcoal genital piercing stock car
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Arousing stag film corn cake
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
diverse immigrant native
  10/18/25
...
chestnut wrinkle degenerate
  10/18/25
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Galvanic Effete Knife
  10/18/25
no homo at all
sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Arousing stag film corn cake
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Galvanic Effete Knife
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Multi-colored state deer antler
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Low-t Splenetic Jewess Step-uncle's House
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
dull feces toilet seat
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Zombie-like Yellow Casino
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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  10/18/25
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sexy chapel internal respiration
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Canary shrine haunted graveyard

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Canary shrine haunted graveyard

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: wine narrow-minded windowlicker pistol



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Effete Knife

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bistre sickened faggot firefighter karate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: electric charcoal genital piercing stock car

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Effete Knife

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Effete Knife

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Yellow Casino

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza liquid oxygen

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: vivacious crackhouse tattoo

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious crackhouse tattoo

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: slippery red forum

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: vivacious crackhouse tattoo

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ivory partner

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: sapphire appetizing rigor

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Gay Wizard Elastic Band



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: slippery red forum

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious property

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Crystalline Gay Wizard Elastic Band



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Dead Spot Indirect Expression

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bistre sickened faggot firefighter karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Trip Cheese-eating Principal's Office



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: tantric codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ebony french chef stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: talented misanthropic gaming laptop quadroon

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: talented misanthropic gaming laptop quadroon

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: wine narrow-minded windowlicker pistol



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ocher awkward antidepressant drug

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: chestnut wrinkle degenerate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Onyx zippy ticket booth persian

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Cracking Mexican Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: electric charcoal genital piercing stock car

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing stag film corn cake

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: diverse immigrant native

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: chestnut wrinkle degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Effete Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Arousing stag film corn cake

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Effete Knife

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored state deer antler

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Low-t Splenetic Jewess Step-uncle's House

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: dull feces toilet seat

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Yellow Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: talented misanthropic gaming laptop quadroon

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sexy chapel internal respiration



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