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It seems like you have to have $10-15m minimum to have a lake rat lifestyle

Also, forget about paying for a second house and a boat and ...
black abyss
  01/23/26
ur retarded. lake people are poor and have no teeth.
Genius Theologian
  01/23/26
They have $500,000 boat houses with $300,000 ski boats in th...
black abyss
  01/23/26
ur fat n retarded
Genius Theologian
  01/23/26
To comfortably enjoy a "chill lake rat lifestyle"&...
black abyss
  01/23/26
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black abyss
  01/24/26


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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Also, forget about paying for a second house and a boat and a boat house and repairs to the maintenance and upkeep of same, but who the hell has the time to get away for the weekend or enjoy themselves on a lake? I have to work all the time. I can hardly find the time to cut the grass let alone mow the grass at a lake house and take the pontoon boat out.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Genius Theologian

ur retarded. lake people are poor and have no teeth.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

They have $500,000 boat houses with $300,000 ski boats in the lift three or four seadoos, $250,000 of bulkhead, a mansion on the lake. And most of all, they have time off on weekends to enjoy it all.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Genius Theologian

ur fat n retarded

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

To comfortably enjoy a "chill lake rat lifestyle"—which typically involves owning a waterfront property, a dock, and a boat without financial stress—you generally need a net worth in the $2 million to $5 million range.

While you can own a modest lake home with less, this range allows you to afford the high maintenance costs, property taxes, and toys (boats, jet skis) that define the lifestyle, while still having investments to live off.

Financial Breakdown of the "Lake Rat" Lifestyle

The "chill" aspect requires enough wealth so that maintenance does not become a burden.

The Property: Waterfront homes often cost 25%–50% more than inland homes. While some areas offer affordable options ($300k–$500k), prime lakefront homes can range from $1 million to over $4 million.

Maintenance "Hidden" Costs: You must budget 1% to 3% of the home's value annually for maintenance. This includes dock repairs, seawall upkeep, and cleaning, which can add up to thousands of dollars per year.

The "Toys": A boat, lift, and dock maintenance are additional, significant expenses.

Net Worth Tiers for Lake Living

$1M – $2M (Entry Level): Possible in lower-cost, remote areas or via smaller lake condos. It might feel "tight" depending on upkeep, as noted in some community discussions.

$2M – $5M (Comfortable/Target): This is often cited as the "sweet spot" to live off investment returns while enjoying a solid six-figure, luxurious, but not ultra-wealthy, lifestyle.

$5M – $10M (High End): You can afford a high-end lakefront home ($1M–$4M+) in a premier location, a nice boat, and, crucially, pay others to maintain the property for you, allowing you to actually be "chill".

Key Considerations

Primary vs. Secondary Home: If the lake house is a second home, the required "fun money" net worth increases to cover the 3% annual carrying cost of the property.

Location Matters: Waterfront in California or prime Texas lakes (e.g., Lake Austin) can require a significantly higher net worth than in the Midwest.

The "Third Person" Rule: A $2M-$5M portfolio can act like a "third person" earning a high income, letting you enjoy the hobby full-time.

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Date: January 24th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



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