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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
bull headed lemon resort
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Alcoholic Lascivious Stage
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
soul-stirring stain
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
rose indian lodge electric furnace
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
big ultramarine principal's office jap
  08/30/25
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Wine Yapping Mad Cow Disease
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Electric digit ratio crackhouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
floppy gold area dingle berry
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
bull headed lemon resort
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
floppy gold area dingle berry
  08/31/25
...
Jet-lagged Swashbuckling Toaster House
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
soul-stirring stain
  08/31/25
delusional take
Jet-lagged Swashbuckling Toaster House
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
soul-stirring stain
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Drab Aggressive Hominid
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
soul-stirring stain
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
dark violent mexican pistol
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
soul-stirring stain
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
bull headed lemon resort
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
soul-stirring stain
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
bull headed lemon resort
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
dark violent mexican pistol
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
soul-stirring stain
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
soul-stirring stain
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
soul-stirring stain
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
dark violent mexican pistol
  09/05/25
...
soul-stirring stain
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Iridescent very tactful rigpig
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
dark violent mexican pistol
  09/05/25
...
soul-stirring stain
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
soul-stirring stain
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
dark violent mexican pistol
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
bull headed lemon resort
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
marvelous opaque abode
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
soul-stirring stain
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
marvelous opaque abode
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
soul-stirring stain
  09/05/25
Kenny
dark violent mexican pistol
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bull headed lemon resort
  09/06/25
...
Irate contagious dilemma gaping
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
soul-stirring stain
  09/06/25
...
Irate contagious dilemma gaping
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bull headed lemon resort
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
soul-stirring stain
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Garnet organic girlfriend heaven
  09/07/25
Explain
bull headed lemon resort
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
insecure spot twinkling uncleanness
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
bull headed lemon resort
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
soul-stirring stain
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
bull headed lemon resort
  09/07/25
...
Drab Aggressive Hominid
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
soul-stirring stain
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
soul-stirring stain
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
soul-stirring stain
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
soul-stirring stain
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
soul-stirring stain
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
soul-stirring stain
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
soul-stirring stain
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
dark violent mexican pistol
  01/18/26
...
soul-stirring stain
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Supple bawdyhouse
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
soul-stirring stain
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic Lascivious Stage

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: rose indian lodge electric furnace

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: big ultramarine principal's office jap

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wine Yapping Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Electric digit ratio crackhouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: floppy gold area dingle berry

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: floppy gold area dingle berry

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Swashbuckling Toaster House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Swashbuckling Toaster House

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Drab Aggressive Hominid

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Iridescent very tactful rigpig

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous opaque abode

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous opaque abode

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Irate contagious dilemma gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Irate contagious dilemma gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Garnet organic girlfriend heaven

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: insecure spot twinkling uncleanness

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring stain

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: bull headed lemon resort

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Drab Aggressive Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: dark violent mexican pistol

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Supple bawdyhouse

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring stain

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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