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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: black kitchen 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Whorehouse This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: black kitchen lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Whorehouse My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: black kitchen You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Thriller vermilion den hominid Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: filthy boyish lodge It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: ebony yapping rigor son of senegal You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: black kitchen brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: ebony yapping rigor son of senegal glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: soul-stirring marketing idea $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: soul-stirring marketing idea thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: peach impressive juggernaut 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: black kitchen ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: peach impressive juggernaut investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Scarlet Massive Generalized Bond $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: 180 Umber Antidepressant Drug I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Scarlet Massive Generalized Bond good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Bat shit crazy slippery skinny woman $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: motley amber quadroon six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: violet dysfunction 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: glittery indian lodge feces what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Locus 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Bright rigpig me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Locus It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Whorehouse 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Stimulating box office Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Whorehouse I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: glittery indian lodge feces mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Locus In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: glittery indian lodge feces yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Ocher Splenetic Crackhouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Rough-skinned Rehab 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: black kitchen fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Crimson selfie A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Crimson selfie OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: sienna codepig A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Rough-skinned Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: pungent vivacious forum goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: soul-stirring marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Thriller vermilion den hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: plum territorial becky lettuce Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Sickened Love Of Her Life Regret $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Sinister macaca can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Soggy Electric Digit Ratio Main People Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: glittery indian lodge feces nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Soggy Electric Digit Ratio Main People Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Arousing Spot You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: odious point immigrant Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: self-centered partner ticket booth Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: peach impressive juggernaut damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Magical heady site Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: floppy chestnut set reading party Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: 180 Umber Antidepressant Drug 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: greedy cobalt lay Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Hyperventilating home 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Indigo charismatic famous landscape painting coldplay fan 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: glittery indian lodge feces 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Vengeful blathering boistinker Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Magical heady site 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Iridescent house internal respiration literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: titillating angry fanboi heaven I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Sinister macaca so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Iridescent house internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Crimson selfie 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Stimulating box office Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: ebony yapping rigor son of senegal how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Stimulating box office I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: ebony yapping rigor son of senegal 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Stimulating box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Nubile Adventurous Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Bat shit crazy slippery skinny woman Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Bat shit crazy slippery skinny woman $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Lake zombie-like church $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: plum territorial becky lettuce I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49598250) |