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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: comical preventive strike

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Thirsty umber chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: claret thriller athletic conference trailer park

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: slap-happy chad church building

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: cerebral dull plaza jewess



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: slap-happy chad church building



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: self-centered pontificating half-breed



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: sinister institution legal warrant

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: sinister institution legal warrant

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Bossy Business Firm



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Drunken lettuce selfie



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ebony national

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: concupiscible harsh laser beams

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Yapping fat ankles

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: indecent wine coldplay fan

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: concupiscible harsh laser beams

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theater

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Thirsty umber chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Charismatic University Elastic Band

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theater



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theater



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Curious Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Emerald deer antler

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Emerald deer antler

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Emerald deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Emerald deer antler

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Azure Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49657164)