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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Costumed hall
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
provocative dingle berry kitty
  07/09/12
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Deranged set fat ankles
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Pea-brained church cuck
  07/09/12
Are you male?
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Pea-brained church cuck
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Pea-brained church cuck
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Amber genital piercing athletic conference
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Amber genital piercing athletic conference
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Ultramarine dopamine
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Ultramarine dopamine
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Ultramarine dopamine
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Electric chapel
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
magical spot patrolman
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Bespoke coiffed sneaky criminal death wish
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
greedy piazza
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Heady locus
  07/09/12
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Deranged set fat ankles
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Pea-brained church cuck
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
stfu
Heady locus
  07/09/12
180
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  07/09/12
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Cracking queen of the night alpha
  07/13/12
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Razzle disgusting space
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Trip henna weed whacker
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
apoplectic box office idea he suggested
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Trip henna weed whacker
  07/09/12
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tan ratface meetinghouse
  07/04/19
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Deranged set fat ankles
  07/13/12
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tan ratface meetinghouse
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Salmon ticket booth
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
territorial kitchen
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
dashing peach location
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
territorial kitchen
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
contagious lodge
  03/04/25
lol kike
Razzle disgusting space
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
outnumbered background story
  07/04/19
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out-of-control gay yarmulke
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Massive gunner center
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Mauve Low-t Public Bath
  07/24/24
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Scarlet comical electric furnace indian lodge
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
silver beady-eyed property tattoo
  09/22/24
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contagious lodge
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
poppy self-centered doctorate generalized bond
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Costumed hall

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: provocative dingle berry kitty

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Deranged set fat ankles



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained church cuck

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained church cuck

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained church cuck

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Amber genital piercing athletic conference

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Amber genital piercing athletic conference

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine dopamine

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine dopamine

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine dopamine

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Electric chapel

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: magical spot patrolman

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Bespoke coiffed sneaky criminal death wish

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: greedy piazza

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Heady locus

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Deranged set fat ankles



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained church cuck

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

(guy who does both)

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Heady locus

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Lake parlour fortuitous meteor

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking queen of the night alpha



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting space



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Trip henna weed whacker

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: apoplectic box office idea he suggested

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Trip henna weed whacker

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: tan ratface meetinghouse



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Deranged set fat ankles



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: tan ratface meetinghouse



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Salmon ticket booth

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: territorial kitchen

cr both are fine

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: dashing peach location

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: territorial kitchen

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: contagious lodge

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting space

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: outnumbered background story

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: out-of-control gay yarmulke



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Massive gunner center



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Mauve Low-t Public Bath

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Scarlet comical electric furnace indian lodge



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: silver beady-eyed property tattoo

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: contagious lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: poppy self-centered doctorate generalized bond

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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