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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| pearly coffee pot | 10/09/12 |
| pearly coffee pot | 10/09/12 |
| pearly coffee pot | 10/10/12 |
| fluffy razzle sneaky criminal | 10/10/12 |
| Lascivious frum pit | 10/10/12 |
| silver stead | 10/10/12 |
| olive police squad volcanic crater | 10/10/12 |
| Flesh curious piazza wrinkle | 10/10/12 |
| olive police squad volcanic crater | 10/10/12 |
| cracking sanctuary pozpig | 10/10/12 |
| chocolate bateful background story school | 05/15/23 |
| pearly coffee pot | 10/10/12 |
| Heady gas station | 10/10/12 |
| Glassy shitlib really tough guy | 10/10/12 |
| Twinkling hilarious codepig | 10/29/12 |
| Irradiated white church building fanboi | 05/14/23 |
| racy locale deer antler | 10/29/12 |
| brass cerebral mental disorder roommate | 10/29/12 |
| wonderful effete faggotry telephone | 05/15/23 |
| Pink bearded death wish | 05/15/23 |
| mustard domesticated immigrant | 05/15/23 |
| Walnut spot voyeur | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| chinese salaryman | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: pearly coffee pot http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: pearly coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: pearly coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: fluffy razzle sneaky criminal lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Lascivious frum pit What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: silver stead http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: olive police squad volcanic crater dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Flesh curious piazza wrinkle Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: olive police squad volcanic crater cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: cracking sanctuary pozpig "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: chocolate bateful background story school It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: pearly coffee pot Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Heady gas station tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Glassy shitlib really tough guy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Twinkling hilarious codepig awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Irradiated white church building fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: racy locale deer antler these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: brass cerebral mental disorder roommate Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: wonderful effete faggotry telephone 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Pink bearded death wish You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: mustard domesticated immigrant lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Walnut spot voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49639607) |