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How did Jared Baumeister fail at everything he’s ever done?

Started life on 3rd base and ran back to first.
Underhanded piazza boistinker
  03/16/25
Low IQ from goy heritage
Iridescent Dashing New Version
  03/16/25
Pretty sure he failed at converting to Christianity by forge...
Underhanded piazza boistinker
  03/16/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&mc=...
Iridescent Dashing New Version
  03/16/25
From Morristown Beard School in illustrious Morristown, NJ, ...
brindle theater stage
  03/16/25
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Scarlet Stain Milk
  01/11/26
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Iridescent Dashing New Version
  03/16/25
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Underhanded piazza boistinker
  03/25/25
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Gaped maize whorehouse
  01/09/26
90 IQ guy stepped to NSAM. Predictably he failed.
supple bright idea he suggested love of her life
  01/09/26
He appears to be successful at being a shiftless, parasitic,...
Glittery sooty athletic conference codepig
  01/11/26
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Scarlet Stain Milk
  01/11/26
Doesn't he just fly to hotels and poast?
Fragrant dysfunction messiness
  01/11/26
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motley hall son of senegal
  01/11/26
Daddy raised a weak boy.
Pungent charismatic water buffalo internal respiration
  01/11/26
Sad!
Scarlet Stain Milk
  01/11/26
Tbf he was able to double his inheritance with $20
amethyst skinny woman
  01/11/26


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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Underhanded piazza boistinker

Started life on 3rd base and ran back to first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753141)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing New Version

Low IQ from goy heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753148)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Underhanded piazza boistinker

Pretty sure he failed at converting to Christianity by forgetting to get baptized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753150)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing New Version

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753175)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: brindle theater stage

From Morristown Beard School in illustrious Morristown, NJ, to the hallowed grounds of Franklin & Marshall College in Lancaster, PA, then on farther west to Columbus, OH, it’s like his life has been a constant backsliding, the relentless pull of regression to the mean. Yes, he did try to regain traction by attending law school at Fordham, but he didn’t really want to work as a lawyer, so he was demoted at Mitch’s law firm. It’s a timeless story told over and over again around the pool at the Hotel Byblos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753156)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Scarlet Stain Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580721)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#48753174)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Underhanded piazza boistinker



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Gaped maize whorehouse



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: supple bright idea he suggested love of her life

90 IQ guy stepped to NSAM. Predictably he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49576033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Glittery sooty athletic conference codepig

He appears to be successful at being a shiftless, parasitic, hedonistic piece of shit. Give credit where due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580726)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Scarlet Stain Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580729)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Fragrant dysfunction messiness

Doesn't he just fly to hotels and poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580742)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: motley hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580840)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Pungent charismatic water buffalo internal respiration

Daddy raised a weak boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580741)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Scarlet Stain Milk

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580747)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: amethyst skinny woman

Tbf he was able to double his inheritance with $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49580750)