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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Talking church building
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bronze 180 Box Office
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
massive bateful death wish
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
multi-colored gas station ape
  08/30/25
...
Dull National Faggotry
  09/05/25
, he lisped
beady-eyed filthpig keepsake machete
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Light Irradiated Tattoo Sandwich
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Talking church building
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Light Irradiated Tattoo Sandwich
  08/31/25
...
Vermilion Nibblets Center
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  08/31/25
delusional take
Vermilion Nibblets Center
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
french henna cruise ship toilet seat
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
racy azn
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Talking church building
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Talking church building
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
racy azn
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
racy azn
  09/05/25
...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
galvanic space crotch
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
racy azn
  09/05/25
...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
racy azn
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Talking church building
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Lilac Misunderstood Mother
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Lilac Misunderstood Mother
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/05/25
Kenny
racy azn
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Talking church building
  09/06/25
...
Ocher exhilarant university pisswyrm
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/06/25
...
Ocher exhilarant university pisswyrm
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Talking church building
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Mind-boggling indigo french chef mediation
  09/07/25
Explain
Talking church building
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
arousing piazza
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Talking church building
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Talking church building
  09/07/25
...
french henna cruise ship toilet seat
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
racy azn
  01/18/26
...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
spruce adventurous stage dysfunction
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
wonderful frozen hairy legs
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Talking church building

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bronze 180 Box Office

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: massive bateful death wish

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: multi-colored gas station ape

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dull National Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed filthpig keepsake machete

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Light Irradiated Tattoo Sandwich

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Talking church building

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Light Irradiated Tattoo Sandwich

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets Center

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: french henna cruise ship toilet seat

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: racy azn

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Talking church building

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Talking church building

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: racy azn

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: racy azn

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: galvanic space crotch

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: racy azn

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: racy azn

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Talking church building

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lilac Misunderstood Mother

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Lilac Misunderstood Mother

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: racy azn

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Talking church building

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant university pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant university pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Talking church building

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indigo french chef mediation

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Talking church building

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: arousing piazza

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Talking church building

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Talking church building

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: french henna cruise ship toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: racy azn

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: spruce adventurous stage dysfunction

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful frozen hairy legs

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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