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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
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Insane fortuitous meteor
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Peach racy meetinghouse reading party
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
cobalt wonderful sneaky criminal fat ankles
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Boom
beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster
  12/17/25
Incredible
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
boom lives
trip startling library
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
cobalt wonderful sneaky criminal fat ankles
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Excitant Sandwich
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
wmtp
Naked Multi-colored Becky
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Sickened pervert genital piercing
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Sickened pervert genital piercing
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Sickened pervert genital piercing
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Overrated hospital hominid
  12/17/25
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Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
evan39
Soul-stirring Domesticated Forum Stock Car
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Insane fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/17/25
who are you
trip startling library
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
trip startling library
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Soul-stirring Domesticated Forum Stock Car
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Silver stirring chapel
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria
  12/18/25
whokobe
trip startling library
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Overrated hospital hominid
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Overrated hospital hominid
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
mint drunken boistinker
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
trip startling library
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
mint drunken boistinker
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
trip startling library
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
mint drunken boistinker
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/17/25
(n00b)
mint drunken boistinker
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
carmine messiness karate
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
thriller poppy base
  12/18/25
Stfu
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Floppy athletic conference
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
razzle-dazzle garrison
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
brass appetizing filthpig tanning salon
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Plum pungent electric furnace stag film
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Glassy federal halford gunner
  12/18/25
Thanks.
carmine messiness karate
  12/18/25
Boom
Chartreuse lay associate
  12/18/25
whokebe
Underhanded Kitty Cat Home
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Insane fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Peach racy meetinghouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: cobalt wonderful sneaky criminal fat ankles

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: trip startling library

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: cobalt wonderful sneaky criminal fat ankles

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Excitant Sandwich

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical sanctuary toaster

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Naked Multi-colored Becky

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Sickened pervert genital piercing

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Sickened pervert genital piercing

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Sickened pervert genital piercing

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Overrated hospital hominid

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Domesticated Forum Stock Car

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Insane fortuitous meteor

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: trip startling library

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: trip startling library

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Domesticated Forum Stock Car

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Silver stirring chapel

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Chestnut irate wrinkle school cafeteria

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: trip startling library

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Overrated hospital hominid

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Overrated hospital hominid

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: mint drunken boistinker

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: trip startling library

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: mint drunken boistinker

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: trip startling library

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: mint drunken boistinker

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: mint drunken boistinker

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: carmine messiness karate

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: thriller poppy base

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Floppy athletic conference

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: brass appetizing filthpig tanning salon

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Plum pungent electric furnace stag film

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Glassy federal halford gunner

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: carmine messiness karate

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse lay associate

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Underhanded Kitty Cat Home

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310796#49519546)