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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
maniacal gaping theater stage
  02/25/26
...
180 dilemma
  02/25/26
ive done this in UG can easily do it, not much of a sweet...
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so st...
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a...
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh it...
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
misanthropic buck-toothed native
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
contagious umber brunch
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
misanthropic buck-toothed native
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
maniacal gaping theater stage
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
passionate yapping toilet seat mediation
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
...
passionate yapping toilet seat mediation
  02/24/26
sign me up
contagious umber brunch
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
contagious umber brunch
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
contagious umber brunch
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
disturbing roommate
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
disturbing roommate
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
Amber Idiot
  02/24/26
this guy hates vegetables always this kind of guy that do...
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
contagious umber brunch
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
Amber Idiot
  02/24/26
irl lol
Insane Selfie Brethren
  02/25/26
...
disturbing roommate
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
insecure depressive
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
insecure depressive
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
Black pungent messiness casino
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
...
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
alcoholic mint ticket booth
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
alcoholic mint ticket booth
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
alcoholic mint ticket booth
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
misanthropic buck-toothed native
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
hateful preventive strike
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
cyan crackhouse striped hyena
  02/24/26
rude
violent angry locale
  02/24/26
No offense intended
cyan crackhouse striped hyena
  02/24/26
How so?
alcoholic mint ticket booth
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
cyan crackhouse striped hyena
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
out-of-control lay philosopher-king
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
Garnet Internet-worthy Spot
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
hateful preventive strike
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
Thriller market giraffe
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
Slippery hospital queen of the night
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
hateful preventive strike
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
hateful preventive strike
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
Slippery hospital queen of the night
  02/25/26
Jfc
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
hateful preventive strike
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
Slippery hospital queen of the night
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
Slippery hospital queen of the night
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
...
maniacal gaping theater stage
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
Lascivious crotch pocket flask
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
disturbing roommate
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
hateful preventive strike
  02/25/26
...
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
provocative puce halford
  02/25/26
180
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
provocative puce halford
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
cheese-eating painfully honest water buffalo
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: maniacal gaping theater stage

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: 180 dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: violent angry locale

ive done this in UG

can easily do it, not much of a sweet tooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: violent angry locale

i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so stole pizza every single day

the days i didnt work (rare) i didnt eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: violent angry locale

its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a cookie or brownie, but like once a month tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: violent angry locale

i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh

it was very good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: misanthropic buck-toothed native

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: contagious umber brunch

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: misanthropic buck-toothed native

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: maniacal gaping theater stage

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: passionate yapping toilet seat mediation

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: passionate yapping toilet seat mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: contagious umber brunch

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: contagious umber brunch

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: contagious umber brunch

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: disturbing roommate

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: disturbing roommate

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Amber Idiot

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: violent angry locale

this guy hates vegetables

always this kind of guy that does it

fucking child

Can I ask what you have been talking about with your therapist?

They’ve helped me uncover some things that I always knew but never realized the significance of. Like when I was four or five, we lived in the backwoods of North Carolina, where I went to daycare in Ms. Stanfill’s home. She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old. It’s either chicken, pork, or rabbit with beef and okra, lima beans, corn, potatoes, and tomatoes. I would protest and try to run away, but she would grab me. I can’t remember whether she would beat me or spank me, but I know that she would throw me in a closet as my punishment for not eating the stew. I would sit in there crying and screaming for a couple hours until my mom came to pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: contagious umber brunch

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Amber Idiot

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Insane Selfie Brethren

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: disturbing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: insecure depressive

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: insecure depressive

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Black pungent messiness casino

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: alcoholic mint ticket booth

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: alcoholic mint ticket booth

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: alcoholic mint ticket booth

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: misanthropic buck-toothed native

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse striped hyena

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: violent angry locale

rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse striped hyena

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: alcoholic mint ticket booth

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse striped hyena

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: out-of-control lay philosopher-king

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Spot

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: hateful preventive strike

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Thriller market giraffe

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Slippery hospital queen of the night

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: hateful preventive strike

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: hateful preventive strike

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Slippery hospital queen of the night

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: hateful preventive strike

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Slippery hospital queen of the night

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Slippery hospital queen of the night

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: maniacal gaping theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch pocket flask

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: disturbing roommate

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary boltzmann

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: hateful preventive strike

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: provocative puce halford

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy scourge upon the earth garrison

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: provocative puce halford

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating painfully honest water buffalo

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: ruby vibrant famous landscape painting roast beef

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49696382)