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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Titillating citrine useless brakes corner
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
orchid depressive
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
shimmering station pervert
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Amber Base
  08/30/25
...
mind-boggling boltzmann
  09/05/25
, he lisped
motley field ladyboy
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Appetizing aquamarine location
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Appetizing aquamarine location
  08/31/25
...
ocher frisky school cafeteria nowag
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
orchid depressive
  08/31/25
delusional take
ocher frisky school cafeteria nowag
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
orchid depressive
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Slap-happy hot national coldplay fan
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
orchid depressive
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Federal razzle casino
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
orchid depressive
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
orchid depressive
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Federal razzle casino
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
orchid depressive
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
orchid depressive
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
orchid depressive
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Federal razzle casino
  09/05/25
...
orchid depressive
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
chestnut misunderstood point volcanic crater
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Federal razzle casino
  09/05/25
...
orchid depressive
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
orchid depressive
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Federal razzle casino
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
ruby nighttime genital piercing
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
orchid depressive
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
ruby nighttime genital piercing
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
orchid depressive
  09/05/25
Kenny
Federal razzle casino
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/06/25
...
Self-centered Mother
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
orchid depressive
  09/06/25
...
Self-centered Mother
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
orchid depressive
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
out-of-control poppy puppy
  09/07/25
Explain
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
narrow-minded nibblets
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
orchid depressive
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Excitant mahogany kitty cat
  09/07/25
...
Slap-happy hot national coldplay fan
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
orchid depressive
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
orchid depressive
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
orchid depressive
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
orchid depressive
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
orchid depressive
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
orchid depressive
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
orchid depressive
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Titillating citrine useless brakes corner

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: orchid depressive

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: shimmering station pervert

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Amber Base

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley field ladyboy

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Appetizing aquamarine location

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Appetizing aquamarine location

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: ocher frisky school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: orchid depressive

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: ocher frisky school cafeteria nowag

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: orchid depressive

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy hot national coldplay fan

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: orchid depressive

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Federal razzle casino

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: orchid depressive

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: orchid depressive

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Federal razzle casino

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: orchid depressive

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: orchid depressive

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: orchid depressive

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Federal razzle casino

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: orchid depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: chestnut misunderstood point volcanic crater

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Federal razzle casino

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: orchid depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: orchid depressive

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Federal razzle casino

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ruby nighttime genital piercing

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: orchid depressive

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: ruby nighttime genital piercing

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: orchid depressive

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Federal razzle casino

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Self-centered Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: orchid depressive

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Self-centered Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: orchid depressive

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: out-of-control poppy puppy

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded nibblets

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: orchid depressive

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Excitant mahogany kitty cat

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy hot national coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: orchid depressive

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: orchid depressive

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: orchid depressive

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: orchid depressive

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: orchid depressive

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: orchid depressive

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: orchid depressive

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310844#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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