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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: bisexual patrolman degenerate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone unholy stead



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: spruce cruise ship



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: slippery titillating range



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: appetizing business firm selfie



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Pink rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous sandwich

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: outnumbered bat-shit-crazy den mad cow disease

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: violent adventurous old irish cottage brunch

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: impressive odious site

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Brass Glittery Half-breed



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: mischievous field

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: infuriating multi-colored kitchen roast beef

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring narrow-minded chad



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed alpha

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: erotic puce resort



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Bipolar cyan address karate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua church

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed sadistic fanboi

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Rebellious Parlour Regret



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