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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/08/25
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slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Odious claret feces
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
mauve razzle corner private investor
  12/12/25
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  12/17/25
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rough-skinned lascivious brunch
  12/17/25
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canary adventurous generalized bond knife
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
brindle personal credit line
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
brindle personal credit line
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Trip aquamarine gas station laser beams
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
very tactful nursing home main people
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/18/25
lol
milky blathering juggernaut associate
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
very tactful nursing home main people
  12/17/25
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slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
overrated casino pocket flask
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
seedy community account
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
milky blathering juggernaut associate
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
overrated casino pocket flask
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
seedy community account
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
overrated casino pocket flask
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
carnelian nighttime trump supporter
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Marvelous philosopher-king locale
  12/17/25
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razzle-dazzle roommate home
  12/17/25
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bearded useless brakes parlor
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Rose digit ratio
  12/17/25
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alcoholic slimy institution
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
slate disrespectful property people who are hurt
  12/17/25
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Frum heaven
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Orchid liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
sadistic giraffe sound barrier
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
carnelian nighttime trump supporter
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
sadistic giraffe sound barrier
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
carnelian nighttime trump supporter
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
sadistic giraffe sound barrier
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Charismatic olive site
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
seedy community account
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Orchid liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
seedy community account
  12/17/25
...
Charismatic olive site
  12/17/25
I am not!
Orchid liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Odious claret feces

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: mauve razzle corner private investor

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: overrated casino pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned lascivious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: canary adventurous generalized bond knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: brindle personal credit line

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: brindle personal credit line

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Trip aquamarine gas station laser beams

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: very tactful nursing home main people

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: milky blathering juggernaut associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: very tactful nursing home main people

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: overrated casino pocket flask

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: seedy community account

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: milky blathering juggernaut associate

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: overrated casino pocket flask

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: seedy community account

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: overrated casino pocket flask

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: carnelian nighttime trump supporter

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Marvelous philosopher-king locale

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roommate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bearded useless brakes parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Rose digit ratio

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: alcoholic slimy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: slate disrespectful property people who are hurt

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Frum heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Orchid liquid oxygen

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: sadistic giraffe sound barrier

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: carnelian nighttime trump supporter

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: sadistic giraffe sound barrier

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: carnelian nighttime trump supporter

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: sadistic giraffe sound barrier

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic olive site

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: seedy community account

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Orchid liquid oxygen

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: seedy community account

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Charismatic olive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Orchid liquid oxygen

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861",#49518198)