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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
bistre legal warrant mediation
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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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That's the difference.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: excitant gaped legend

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: cream hateful market



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored costumed rigpig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: jet set sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Chestnut spot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: 180 puce whorehouse



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Chrome violent skinny woman field



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: odious heaven

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: dark lascivious theater stage people who are hurt

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: bistre legal warrant mediation

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Cerebral orchestra pit

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic piazza toaster



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Flickering death wish

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: purple fragrant step-uncle's house



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: umber goal in life famous landscape painting

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating foreskin space



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Clear Heady Dragon Turdskin



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Hot Provocative Generalized Bond



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: excitant gaped legend

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Tantric wine faggotry indian lodge

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: disturbing nudist lettuce



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