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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: lime irate toaster therapy Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Spruce Base Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: milky church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Spruce Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Exhilarant brethren native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Spruce Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: poppy trump supporter but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: lime irate toaster therapy Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: milky church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Geriatric very tactful kitty dysfunction if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: lime irate toaster therapy Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Geriatric very tactful kitty dysfunction jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Talented den holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: vibrant love of her life Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: light laser beams temple checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: lime irate toaster therapy It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: trip stag film sex offender Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Sick Area Lettuce what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: trip stag film sex offender No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Geriatric very tactful kitty dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: primrose tattoo hell wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: poppy trump supporter https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: fear-inspiring knife I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: poppy trump supporter I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470755) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: brilliant glittery faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49490241) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Lilac buck-toothed friendly grandma stage lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: appetizing cruise ship Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: lemon arrogant double fault step-uncle's house "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: pearl titillating cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49482632) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: wine apoplectic quadroon Approved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49490026) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: milky church Is this XO approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49490030) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: lime irate toaster therapy It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49490766) |