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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Contagious Old Irish Cottage
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal
  03/24/25
yep
Vibrant Sooty Feces Wagecucks
  03/24/25
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seedy pit hissy fit
  03/24/25
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Bipolar corner
  03/24/25
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green greedy scourge upon the earth field
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
curious useless corn cake
  03/24/25
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charcoal gunner location
  03/24/25
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cracking lilac legend marketing idea
  03/24/25
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carmine nubile station kitty cat
  03/24/25
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Exhilarant French Principal's Office
  03/26/25
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Abnormal effete hell
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Hateful foreskin sanctuary
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Cerebral set
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
hilarious marvelous candlestick maker
  03/24/25
titcr
cerise rebellious nursing home immigrant
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
cerise rebellious nursing home immigrant
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
blue odious voyeur
  03/24/25
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Vibrant Sooty Feces Wagecucks
  03/24/25
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charcoal gunner location
  03/24/25
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bearded yellow base
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Hateful foreskin sanctuary
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
curious useless corn cake
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
charcoal gunner location
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Multi-colored lodge jap
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
charcoal gunner location
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Multi-colored lodge jap
  03/24/25
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bearded yellow base
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Onyx whorehouse idea he suggested
  03/24/25
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orchid bateful pisswyrm
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Multi-colored lodge jap
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Hideous bossy stain juggernaut
  03/24/25
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Abnormal effete hell
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Disturbing trailer park personal credit line
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Hairraiser Rusted Depressive
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Transparent beady-eyed roommate death wish
  03/24/25
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Transparent beady-eyed roommate death wish
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal
  03/27/25
lol
Contagious Old Irish Cottage
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Multi-colored lodge jap
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Contagious Old Irish Cottage

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Vibrant Sooty Feces Wagecucks

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: seedy pit hissy fit



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bipolar corner



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: green greedy scourge upon the earth field



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: curious useless corn cake

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: charcoal gunner location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: cracking lilac legend marketing idea



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: carmine nubile station kitty cat



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant French Principal's Office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Abnormal effete hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Hateful foreskin sanctuary

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Cerebral set

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: hilarious marvelous candlestick maker

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: cerise rebellious nursing home immigrant

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: cerise rebellious nursing home immigrant

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: blue odious voyeur

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Sooty Feces Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: charcoal gunner location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bearded yellow base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Hateful foreskin sanctuary

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: curious useless corn cake

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: charcoal gunner location

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored lodge jap

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: charcoal gunner location

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored lodge jap

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bearded yellow base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Onyx whorehouse idea he suggested

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: orchid bateful pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored lodge jap

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Hideous bossy stain juggernaut

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Abnormal effete hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Disturbing trailer park personal credit line

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Rusted Depressive

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed roommate death wish

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed roommate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Aromatic Cream Range Son Of Senegal

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious Old Irish Cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored lodge jap

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49493859)