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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
rusted contagious stain library
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Vengeful Theater Stage
  03/24/25
yep
big wagecucks
  03/24/25
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emerald curious twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/25
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razzle-dazzle stag film tattoo
  03/24/25
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Seedy ratface
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Vigorous citrine piazza
  03/24/25
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Swollen feces
  03/24/25
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abusive up-to-no-good abode nibblets
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dark orchestra pit
  03/24/25
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painfully honest self-centered church building
  03/26/25
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Hideous yarmulke
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Diverse insanely creepy skinny woman
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
pea-brained temple knife
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
honey-headed people who are hurt lodge
  03/24/25
titcr
beady-eyed electric furnace karate
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Vengeful Theater Stage
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
beady-eyed electric furnace karate
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Multi-colored jewess jew
  03/24/25
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big wagecucks
  03/24/25
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Swollen feces
  03/24/25
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Free-loading Duck-like State
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Diverse insanely creepy skinny woman
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Vigorous citrine piazza
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Swollen feces
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
naked vivacious plaza
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Swollen feces
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
naked vivacious plaza
  03/24/25
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Free-loading Duck-like State
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Smoky Kitty
  03/24/25
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filthy crystalline garrison
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
naked vivacious plaza
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
gay heaven
  03/24/25
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Hideous yarmulke
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
excitant whorehouse
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Cobalt native ceo
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Dull reading party
  03/24/25
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Dull reading party
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Vengeful Theater Stage
  03/27/25
lol
rusted contagious stain library
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
naked vivacious plaza
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: rusted contagious stain library

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Vengeful Theater Stage

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: big wagecucks

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: emerald curious twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film tattoo



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Seedy ratface



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Vigorous citrine piazza

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Swollen feces



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: abusive up-to-no-good abode nibblets



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: dark orchestra pit



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: painfully honest self-centered church building

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hideous yarmulke



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse insanely creepy skinny woman

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: pea-brained temple knife

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: honey-headed people who are hurt lodge

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace karate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vengeful Theater Stage

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace karate

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored jewess jew

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: big wagecucks



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Swollen feces



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Free-loading Duck-like State



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Diverse insanely creepy skinny woman

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Vigorous citrine piazza

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Swollen feces

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: naked vivacious plaza

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Swollen feces

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: naked vivacious plaza

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Free-loading Duck-like State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Smoky Kitty

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: filthy crystalline garrison



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: naked vivacious plaza

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: gay heaven

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Hideous yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Cobalt native ceo

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Dull reading party

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Dull reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Vengeful Theater Stage

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: rusted contagious stain library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: naked vivacious plaza

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49493859)