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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Jade wonderful haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Jade wonderful haunted graveyard
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i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Jade wonderful haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Very tactful stead gunner
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Razzmatazz Rigpig Hominid
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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sprinted here
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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tp
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Adventurous claret indirect expression generalized bond

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous claret indirect expression generalized bond

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic liquid oxygen tanning salon



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: garnet menage cuckold

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Comical aggressive brunch nibblets

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Comical aggressive brunch nibblets

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: clear therapy

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: bronze giraffe



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: rambunctious violent milk

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Amethyst high-end headpube ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: nubile church

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: charismatic community account mad cow disease

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: charismatic community account mad cow disease

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: nubile church



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rigpig Hominid

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Very tactful stead gunner

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rigpig Hominid

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Pearly reading party dingle berry

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Brilliant razzle library

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Arousing area



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Milky Embarrassed To The Bone Stage Dragon

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Pearly reading party dingle berry



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: canary bat-shit-crazy abode chad



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed theater



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: khaki bawdyhouse

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Arousing area



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cracking charcoal pisswyrm

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed theater

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: cerise chest-beating step-uncle's house

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Lake chapel voyeur

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Motley mental disorder

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle striped hyena

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Arousing area



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: canary bat-shit-crazy abode chad

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: bronze giraffe



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Range



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Adventurous claret indirect expression generalized bond



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Amethyst high-end headpube ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cerise chest-beating step-uncle's house



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Insane Masturbator Stock Car



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Bright Whorehouse

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Jade wonderful haunted graveyard

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: 180 brindle university fat ankles

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Aromatic liquid oxygen tanning salon

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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