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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
light useless son of senegal shrine
  12/14/25
the poasters
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
bistre personal credit line stead
  12/13/25
...
Glassy toilet seat
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
Crawly dun trailer park mediation
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Unholy curious chapel
  12/12/25
which ones
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/12/25
...
Orange Hominid School
  12/12/25
tp
transparent out-of-control university idiot
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
Amethyst hospital
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
saffron foreskin pistol
  12/13/25
...
hyperactive costumed round eye
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Walnut Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
electric carmine whorehouse international law enforcement agency
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Drab box office
  12/12/25
...
Awkward Bat-shit-crazy Indirect Expression
  12/13/25
...
bistre personal credit line stead
  12/13/25
...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
flatulent anal tanning salon black woman
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
Maniacal den legal warrant
  12/13/25
?
coral hideous wagecucks
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
coral hideous wagecucks
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
Alcoholic Masturbator
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Vivacious disrespectful jap
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
Maniacal den legal warrant
  12/13/25
...
sepia lay
  12/13/25
...
Scarlet spectacular haunted graveyard
  12/13/25
...
know-it-all pale public bath
  12/13/25
...
light useless son of senegal shrine
  12/14/25
...
Bearded yellow half-breed degenerate
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
electric carmine whorehouse international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
floppy bat shit crazy location
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/13/25
ty
floppy bat shit crazy location
  12/14/25
...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
Big piazza
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Bearded yellow half-breed degenerate
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
hyperactive costumed round eye
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/14/25
poerkan
Glassy toilet seat
  12/14/25
...
floppy bat shit crazy location
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
Dead primrose dingle berry
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
Glassy toilet seat
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: light useless son of senegal shrine

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line stead

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Glassy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Crawly dun trailer park mediation

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Unholy curious chapel

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Orange Hominid School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: transparent out-of-control university idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: saffron foreskin pistol

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: hyperactive costumed round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Walnut Ticket Booth Windowlicker

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: electric carmine whorehouse international law enforcement agency

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Drab box office

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Awkward Bat-shit-crazy Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: flatulent anal tanning salon black woman

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Maniacal den legal warrant

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: coral hideous wagecucks

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: coral hideous wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic Masturbator

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious disrespectful jap

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Maniacal den legal warrant

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: sepia lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet spectacular haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: know-it-all pale public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: light useless son of senegal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Bearded yellow half-breed degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: electric carmine whorehouse international law enforcement agency

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: floppy bat shit crazy location

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: floppy bat shit crazy location

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Big piazza

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Bearded yellow half-breed degenerate

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: hyperactive costumed round eye

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Glassy toilet seat

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: floppy bat shit crazy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Dead primrose dingle berry

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Glassy toilet seat

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49510939)