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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
magical boistinker
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
electric topaz degenerate
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
learning disabled abode
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Ruddy thirsty mental disorder
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
rose arousing meetinghouse
  08/30/25
...
Lemon property
  09/05/25
, he lisped
cruel-hearted fat ankles lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Beady-eyed Field Cuckoldry
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
magical boistinker
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Beady-eyed Field Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
...
Brilliant hyperventilating lay generalized bond
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
learning disabled abode
  08/31/25
delusional take
Brilliant hyperventilating lay generalized bond
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
learning disabled abode
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Vermilion frozen site
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
learning disabled abode
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
learning disabled abode
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
magical boistinker
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
learning disabled abode
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
magical boistinker
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
learning disabled abode
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
learning disabled abode
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
learning disabled abode
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  09/05/25
...
learning disabled abode
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
odious massive becky
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  09/05/25
...
learning disabled abode
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
learning disabled abode
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
magical boistinker
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Thriller Chestnut Resort
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
learning disabled abode
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Thriller Chestnut Resort
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
learning disabled abode
  09/05/25
Kenny
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
magical boistinker
  09/06/25
...
poppy cruise ship
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
learning disabled abode
  09/06/25
...
poppy cruise ship
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
magical boistinker
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
learning disabled abode
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
coiffed duck-like rehab wrinkle
  09/07/25
Explain
magical boistinker
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
rambunctious dilemma faggotry
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
magical boistinker
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
learning disabled abode
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
magical boistinker
  09/07/25
...
Vermilion frozen site
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
learning disabled abode
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
learning disabled abode
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
learning disabled abode
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
learning disabled abode
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
learning disabled abode
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
learning disabled abode
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
learning disabled abode
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier
  01/18/26
...
learning disabled abode
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Bespoke hairless center
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
learning disabled abode
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: magical boistinker

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: electric topaz degenerate

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Ruddy thirsty mental disorder

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: rose arousing meetinghouse

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted fat ankles lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Field Cuckoldry

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: magical boistinker

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Field Cuckoldry

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Brilliant hyperventilating lay generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Brilliant hyperventilating lay generalized bond

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vermilion frozen site

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: magical boistinker

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: magical boistinker

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: learning disabled abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: odious massive becky

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: learning disabled abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: magical boistinker

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller Chestnut Resort

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Thriller Chestnut Resort

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: magical boistinker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: poppy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: poppy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: magical boistinker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: coiffed duck-like rehab wrinkle

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: magical boistinker

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: rambunctious dilemma faggotry

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: magical boistinker

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: learning disabled abode

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: magical boistinker

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vermilion frozen site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy pit sound barrier

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: learning disabled abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bespoke hairless center

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: learning disabled abode

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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