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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Arousing Dysfunction Antidepressant Drug
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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Buff principal's office
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
ivory pisswyrm round eye
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
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ivory pisswyrm round eye
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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  11/11/25
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Zippy maize wagecucks
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Magenta cowardly alpha heaven
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Laughsome knife
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Carmine exciting space new version
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
unholy fiercely-loyal trailer park
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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chestnut university deer antler
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
tp
cobalt sanctuary double fault
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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  11/11/25
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Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
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Bearded kitty cat
  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Arousing Dysfunction Antidepressant Drug

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Arousing Dysfunction Antidepressant Drug

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Buff principal's office



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Aromatic massive reading party affirmative action

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: ivory pisswyrm round eye

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: ivory pisswyrm round eye

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling goal in life

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: navy location

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Zippy maize wagecucks



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta cowardly alpha heaven

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Fragrant office

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant office

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Magenta cowardly alpha heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Carmine exciting space new version

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Laughsome knife

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Carmine exciting space new version

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: unholy fiercely-loyal trailer park

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: orchid coffee pot

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut university deer antler



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: coral marvelous bbw step-uncle's house

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: unholy fiercely-loyal trailer park



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: fishy nibblets gaping



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: cobalt sanctuary double fault



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: lavender lascivious plaza pervert

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut university deer antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Greedy area genital piercing

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cobalt sanctuary double fault

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Dull razzmatazz lay philosopher-king

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Canary rough-skinned cruise ship psychic

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: concupiscible sexy locus

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: self-centered racy box office

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut university deer antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: fishy nibblets gaping

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trust fund public bath



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Arousing Dysfunction Antidepressant Drug



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Zippy maize wagecucks



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Dull razzmatazz lay philosopher-king



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: bateful awkward really tough guy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: talented hairless business firm half-breed

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Bearded kitty cat

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: rebellious liquid oxygen

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Buff principal's office

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49424851)