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just ordered 2 pizzas from papa johns, these things are 100% smaller

by an insane margin cost like triple the price too
onyx garrison
  11/16/25
did you use coupon? how are they 3x the price? out the or...
cracking plaza
  11/16/25
2 medium 2 topping pizzas for like 26 after tip/taxes cant r...
onyx garrison
  11/16/25
2 pizzas from Papa’s John is easily $45-50 these days
razzmatazz disrespectful therapy
  11/16/25
big chain slop isn't worth it anymore. you can get gourmet p...
Seedy Becky
  11/16/25
...
onyx garrison
  11/16/25
...
Very tactful white goyim hissy fit
  11/16/25
no you can't kike. dominos is still way cheaper
effete coffee pot
  11/17/25
papa johns is outrageously overpriced now. that company is g...
bistre magical gas station
  11/16/25
but you get 1oz of soy oil as a dipping sauce
trip sanctuary
  11/17/25
2 is plural. Papas John.
Vermilion Aphrodisiac School Factory Reset Button
  11/16/25
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unhinged double fault
  11/17/25
...
Heady theatre
  11/17/25
Whole Foods makes really good $10 large pizzas. No reason to...
balding jet chapel
  11/16/25
ever since they threw out john for saying nigger, things hav...
titillating mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/25
he was literally set up by jews in his hr department
onyx garrison
  11/18/25
I imagine them getting into a kike agenda huddle the eve bef...
titillating mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/25
@grok Does the following sentence make sense:" just ord...
Nudist domesticated queen of the night university
  11/16/25
wow. libs, your response?
Seedy Becky
  11/16/25
That's not a logical contradiction. Grok sux
Motley Mahogany Box Office
  11/16/25
One could read 100% as “definitely” or “cl...
180 dilemma famous landscape painting
  11/16/25
...
bistre magical gas station
  11/16/25
...
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
alternatively, the pizzas might actually have been non-exist...
pea-brained stage
  11/17/25
one could also operate from the premise that the author is b...
navy institution
  11/17/25
Still $9 for a large one topping here.
sinister stead feces
  11/16/25
lol I remember in college they were like $6.99 or some shit ...
vigorous indigo skinny woman messiness
  11/16/25
That’s literally what they are now. Everyone itt sayin...
bossy office
  11/17/25
in college i heard that the papa johns coupon code system on...
Garnet filthpig location
  11/17/25
Their pepperonis small like a wet dog. Next time you order o...
talented kitty
  11/16/25
(Very sick John Podesta email to SP)
Slate Senate Halford
  11/17/25
chain pizza only makes any sense carryout with a coupon for ...
Dark know-it-all shrine
  11/17/25
imo my time is worth more than $10
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
twist: no it isn't
bossy office
  11/18/25
think of the threads i can read while paying 10 more for del...
onyx garrison
  11/18/25
Their pizzas and ingredients went to shit after Papa John wa...
brass supple address karate
  11/17/25
https://imgbb.com/21SfFhwD
unhinged double fault
  11/17/25
shut the FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGA DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO ALBUM...
Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes
  11/17/25
i worked at papa johns in hs im pretty sure i know what im t...
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
Remember when Rudolph used some post where there was a 300% ...
histrionic friendly grandma blood rage
  11/17/25
Pep?
jet-lagged spectacular people who are hurt
  11/17/25
Where exactly is the photo
thriller wild native gay wizard
  11/17/25
there is no photo. there never is. all these "isnt mode...
Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes
  11/17/25
u want me to take a picture of the pizza?? why im eating ...
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
Normal sized coke can for reference https://i.imgur.com/...
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
it's barely bigger than those "personal pan pizzas"...
navy institution
  11/17/25
finally someone gets it
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
that's a small. you're a FRAUD. and in any case a psychopath...
Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes
  11/17/25
why would i make this up jfc stfu nigger
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
found the receipt u fraud fuck https://imgur.com/a/6AYrnl...
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
??? Ur cock isn't anywhere in that pic
Slate Senate Halford
  11/17/25
jfc u guys r relentless one sec
onyx garrison
  11/17/25
have you ever taken a pizza home, rolled it up into a tight ...
big masturbator
  11/17/25
i always hated the dumb fags who said "any pizza is goo...
avocado boyish field place of business
  11/17/25
Only if you palette is Far Eastern
Medicated degenerate
  11/18/25
All the haters blown the fuck out by op's Coke can cock. I c...
appetizing lake school cafeteria
  11/18/25
...
buff greedy boltzmann reading party
  11/18/25
we got BLITZED that was no medium pizza. OP vindicated
thriller wild native gay wizard
  11/18/25
i just want to add that the delivery guy fleeced me by askin...
onyx garrison
  11/18/25


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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: onyx garrison

by an insane margin

cost like triple the price too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436840)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: cracking plaza

did you use coupon? how are they 3x the price?

out the order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436841)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: onyx garrison

2 medium 2 topping pizzas for like 26 after tip/taxes cant remember

yes i used a coupon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436844)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful therapy

2 pizzas from Papa’s John is easily $45-50 these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436847)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Seedy Becky

big chain slop isn't worth it anymore. you can get gourmet pizza takeout from the fanciest italian restaurant for cheaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436852)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: onyx garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436862)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Very tactful white goyim hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436867)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: effete coffee pot

no you can't kike. dominos is still way cheaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437894)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: bistre magical gas station

papa johns is outrageously overpriced now. that company is going straight into the ground

it's like 30 dollars for a papa johns pizza when you can get a dominos pizza for 8 dollars that's like 90% as good

these kind of "mid-high tier" pizza outfits/chains like papa john's are completely done here. you either shell out for an actually good specialty pizza or you just get dominos. there's no reason to ever pay 30 dollars for a mediocre papa johns pizza (and you still have to bake it yourself!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436857)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: trip sanctuary

but you get 1oz of soy oil as a dipping sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439213)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Aphrodisiac School Factory Reset Button

2 is plural. Papas John.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436871)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: unhinged double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437280)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Heady theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439230)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: balding jet chapel

Whole Foods makes really good $10 large pizzas. No reason to pay out the ass for mediocre Papa Johns. I'm sure your local spots are comparable in price and much higher quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436878)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: titillating mad-dog skullcap

ever since they threw out john for saying nigger, things haven't been the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436882)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: onyx garrison

he was literally set up by jews in his hr department

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440279)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: titillating mad-dog skullcap

I imagine them getting into a kike agenda huddle the eve before the knifing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440419)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Nudist domesticated queen of the night university

@grok Does the following sentence make sense:" just ordered 2 pizzas from papa johns, these things are 100% smaller"

No, the sentence doesn't make literal sense due to a logical contradiction in the phrasing.

Breakdown:

"just ordered 2 pizzas from papa johns": This is clear and grammatical—it's a casual update about a recent action.

"these things are 100% smaller": This is the problematic part.

"100% smaller" mathematically implies a reduction of 100% from the original size, which would leave the pizzas at 0% of their original size (i.e., nonexistent or infinitely small).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436886)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Seedy Becky

wow. libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436894)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Motley Mahogany Box Office

That's not a logical contradiction. Grok sux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436898)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: 180 dilemma famous landscape painting

One could read 100% as “definitely” or “clearly”

“these things are definitely smaller”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436899)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bistre magical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436909)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: onyx garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437176)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: pea-brained stage

alternatively, the pizzas might actually have been non-existent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437888)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: navy institution

one could also operate from the premise that the author is being imprecise with language and "100% smaller" really means half the original size, as how "100% larger" would mean double

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439200)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: sinister stead feces

Still $9 for a large one topping here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436916)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: vigorous indigo skinny woman messiness

lol I remember in college they were like $6.99 or some shit for 1 topping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436918)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:54 AM
Author: bossy office

That’s literally what they are now. Everyone itt saying they’re like $30 is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437279)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Garnet filthpig location

in college i heard that the papa johns coupon code system only randomized 3 or 4 of the 9 characters and wrote a script to brute force it until it found a free pizza code

their site had a scheduling system so i had free pizzas coming every other day

one time a hot prole delivery driver came and told me she blew out her tire on my apartment complex's driveway. i invited her in and we watched half an episode of Chopped with her leaning into my shoulder.

i could have had sex but i was autistic and afraid of catching aids from a prole so i sent her on her way without helping her with the car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49438719)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: talented kitty

Their pepperonis small like a wet dog. Next time you order one rip a pep off and just eat it and sniff it. Something is very wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49436933)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Slate Senate Halford

(Very sick John Podesta email to SP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439234)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 1:50 AM
Author: Dark know-it-all shrine

chain pizza only makes any sense carryout with a coupon for 10 bucks, which they all do, idk who is dumb enough to pay full frieght for that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437183)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: onyx garrison

imo my time is worth more than $10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437491)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: bossy office

twist: no it isn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440187)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: onyx garrison

think of the threads i can read while paying 10 more for delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440194)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 AM
Author: brass supple address karate

Their pizzas and ingredients went to shit after Papa John was forced out, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437283)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 AM
Author: unhinged double fault

https://imgbb.com/21SfFhwD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437284)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes

shut the FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGA DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO ALBUM OF YOUR PAST PAPA JOHNS PIZZAS? NO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437494)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: onyx garrison

i worked at papa johns in hs im pretty sure i know what im talking about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437501)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: histrionic friendly grandma blood rage

Remember when Rudolph used some post where there was a 300% reduction in something? good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437530)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular people who are hurt

Pep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437891)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: thriller wild native gay wizard

Where exactly is the photo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49437920)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes

there is no photo. there never is. all these "isnt modernity ttt" posts are just about the feelz, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49438603)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: onyx garrison

u want me to take a picture of the pizza?? why

im eating some right now one sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439181)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: onyx garrison

Normal sized coke can for reference

https://i.imgur.com/dMsIoTx.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439195)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: navy institution

it's barely bigger than those "personal pan pizzas" pizza hut rolled out with that big marketing campaign in the 1990s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439210)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: onyx garrison

finally someone gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439214)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Rusted Useless Brakes

that's a small. you're a FRAUD. and in any case a psychopath who cannot be trusted as you ordered vegetables on a chain pizza, which in no universe is ever a sane thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439221)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: onyx garrison

why would i make this up jfc stfu nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439222)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: onyx garrison

found the receipt u fraud fuck

https://imgur.com/a/6AYrnl5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439225)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Slate Senate Halford

??? Ur cock isn't anywhere in that pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439242)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: onyx garrison

jfc u guys r relentless

one sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49439246)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: big masturbator

have you ever taken a pizza home, rolled it up into a tight pizza tube, then cut it into slices and laid them out on a platter? Me either, but Im pretty sure it would help you visualize how little food you have purchased for the price you paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49438633)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: avocado boyish field place of business

i always hated the dumb fags who said "any pizza is good pizza" no it isnt. bad pizza is sps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49438722)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Medicated degenerate

Only if you palette is Far Eastern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440262)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: appetizing lake school cafeteria

All the haters blown the fuck out by op's Coke can cock. I couldn't believe how TINY and LIMP those pizzas are, and I never would have believed they were mediums until he had the receipts!

Highly underrated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440231)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: buff greedy boltzmann reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440264)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: thriller wild native gay wizard

we got BLITZED

that was no medium pizza. OP vindicated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440394)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: onyx garrison

i just want to add that the delivery guy fleeced me by asking me to sign at the door which i thought was weird i also wasnt sure if i added a tip so i added one and checked my card and i was charged for 2 tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799032&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49440421)